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1 year ago
Please talk to her
What a generous man!But if his pockets are open go crazy I say!
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
1 year ago
Fatima has no chill
Sidewalks won't protect you from Fatima.
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
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Rain and sauce era
He had the right idea just couldn't spell it
Spelling can indeed be quite the challenge! Here are five humorous reasons why:
The Silent "K" Conspiracy: Why is there a "k" in "knight" if it's pronounced "nite"? Spelling is like a secret code where letters hide in plain sight, waiting to trip you up when you least expect it.
Vowels Gone Wild: Sometimes, vowels like to play dress-up and swap places without warning. Is it "receive" or "recieve"? The English language keeps us on our toes with its vowel shenanigans.
The Curse of Homophones: Whether it's "their," "there," or "they're," homophones love to confuse even the most seasoned spellers. It's like a never-ending game of linguistic Whac-A-Mole.
Consonant Clusters: When consonants gang up and form intimidating clusters like "mn" or "gn," it feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. Good luck finding your way out without tripping over a silent letter or two!
The Dreaded Apostrophe Catastrophe: Apostrophes have a mind of their own and love to wreak havoc on unsuspecting words. Is it possessive or a contraction? Who knows! It's the punctuation equivalent of a mischievous gremlin.
Spelling can indeed be quite the challenge! Here are five humorous reasons why:
The Silent "K" Conspiracy: Why is there a "k" in "knight" if it's pronounced "nite"? Spelling is like a secret code where letters hide in plain sight, waiting to trip you up when you least expect it.
Vowels Gone Wild: Sometimes, vowels like to play dress-up and swap places without warning. Is it "receive" or "recieve"? The English language keeps us on our toes with its vowel shenanigans.
The Curse of Homophones: Whether it's "their," "there," or "they're," homophones love to confuse even the most seasoned spellers. It's like a never-ending game of linguistic Whac-A-Mole.
Consonant Clusters: When consonants gang up and form intimidating clusters like "mn" or "gn," it feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. Good luck finding your way out without tripping over a silent letter or two!
The Dreaded Apostrophe Catastrophe: Apostrophes have a mind of their own and love to wreak havoc on unsuspecting words. Is it possessive or a contraction? Who knows! It's the punctuation equivalent of a mischievous gremlin.
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