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Was she wrong? What do you think? ]]> Sat, 13 Apr 2024 15:29:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/671/cringey-at-best/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/636/would-you-fall-for-this/
I probably would Miku is love Miku is life ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 17:02:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/636/would-you-fall-for-this/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/560/why-not-both/
Laying down the charm! ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 15:22:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/560/why-not-both/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/484/you-need-jesus/
Anime waifus are an affront to God ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:53:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/484/you-need-jesus/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/410/while-suffering-from-temporary-deafens/
Clubs still absolutely suck ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:21:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/410/while-suffering-from-temporary-deafens/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/315/roleplaying-faux-pas/
There is no right person for this message. Anime sexual role play is cringe. Here's some reasons why: The Subtitle Struggle: "Because trying to dirty talk in Japanese sounds less like seduction and more like a poorly dubbed anime—nothing ruins the mood faster than accidentally asking for a bowl of ramen mid-coitus." The Tentacle Tangle: "Because anime sexual role play always seems to involve tentacles—sorry, but I draw the line at cephalopod-themed foreplay. I'm not trying to reenact a sushi buffet, thank you very much." The Cosplay Catastrophe: "Because trying to look sexy in a full-body Pikachu costume is like trying to seduce someone while wearing a mascot uniform—sure, it's cute at first, but it's hard to maintain the illusion of 'sexy' when you're sweating profusely inside a foam suit." The Overdramatic Dialogue: "Because anime sexual role play often involves way too much dramatic monologuing—nothing kills the mood faster than your partner reciting a soliloquy about the power of friendship mid-coitus. Can we stick to dirty talk that doesn't require subtitles, please?" The Uncomfortable Sound Effects: "Because anime sexual role play is always accompanied by exaggerated sound effects—sorry, but I draw the line at pretending that every orgasm sounds like a squeaky toy being stepped on. It's just not realistic." ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 16:36:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/315/roleplaying-faux-pas/