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Why don't they have it though? Thoughts? ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 17:56:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/519/we-re-walking-the-talk/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/261/revenge-for-overdraft-charges/
Only a sicko could punish you for being broke. I dislike bank business practices as most people who are broke. Here's some reasons why banks suck. They make money disappear faster than a magician: You deposit your paycheck and suddenly, poof! It's gone, thanks to fees, charges, and mysterious deductions. They have ATMs that seem to be in a witness protection program: You're in the middle of nowhere, desperately needing cash, and there's not a bank ATM in sight. But hey, at least you found Bigfoot. They want to make sure you don’t enjoy saving: "Congratulations on saving money! Here's 0.01% interest to reward your frugality. You could buy a stick of gum in a decade!" Their customer service is about as helpful as a chocolate teapot: You call with a problem, wait on hold for eternity, only to be told you need to visit a branch during banking hours, which are conveniently the exact same hours you work. They give loans to people who clearly don't need them: Billionaires get preferential treatment while you, a mere mortal, have to jump through hoops for a small loan. It's like a reverse Robin Hood situation. ]]> Sat, 20 Jan 2024 19:55:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/261/revenge-for-overdraft-charges/