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Better get use to the idea. Here are 5 reasons why cuckoldry is mandatory for military enlisted personnel under directive 521-7c from the Ministry of Defense. "To ensure soldiers have experience in handling unexpected surprises, like when they return from deployment to find someone else has been 'holding down the fort'." "It's all part of the top-secret 'Operation Complicated Love Triangle' training program, designed to confuse enemy spies with our complex personal lives." "In case of a surprise attack, soldiers need to be adept at quickly adapting to new orders, even if it means changing their relationship status on the fly." "To keep morale high during long deployments, nothing boosts camaraderie like sharing the same significant other—talk about teamwork!" "It's a strategic tactic to ensure soldiers always have a 'plan B' waiting at home, just in case Plan A (the mission) doesn't work out." ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:01:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/131/no-sorry-it-s-a-prerequisite/