https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/tags/datin/ Mon, 25 May 2026 12:36:22 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/260/literacy-changes-a-man/
He read her deranged texts and finally saw the red flags. Maybe don't teach your boyfriend how to read there might be downsides! We thought up a few: He starts correcting your texts like he's the grammar police: Suddenly, every "your" and "you're" is up for scrutiny, and he proudly announces he's the spelling champion of your relationship. He discovers the joy of reading... your embarrassing old diaries: You thought those cringe-worthy entries were safely tucked away, but now he's quoting them at family gatherings. Thanks, literacy. He develops an obsession with instruction manuals: Suddenly, he's reading the fine print on everything from cereal boxes to toilet cleaner, and you can forget about romantic bedtime stories. You lose your monopoly on Netflix subtitles: Now, he's pausing every two seconds to read the subtitles, claiming it's for "educational purposes." Your binge-watching experience will never be the same. He joins a book club and becomes a literary snob: You used to bond over trashy reality TV, but now he's discussing Dostoevsky and Proust like they're old pals. Who knew literacy came with such pretentiousness? ]]> Sat, 20 Jan 2024 19:54:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/260/literacy-changes-a-man/