https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/tags/door/ Mon, 25 May 2026 12:38:38 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/77/uninvited-guest/
This bear doesn't look enthused by the door between him and his breakfast The bear should have tried a lie to get inside the easy way here are some The "Bearly Hungry" Fib: "Hey, I'm just a humble bear looking for a place to hibernate for the winter. I promise I won't eat all your food – maybe just a small snack or two. Bears honor!" The "Fur-tunate Fortune Teller" Fabrication: "I'm actually a psychic bear, and my crystal ball told me that your home is the perfect spot for me to find my soulmate. Don't worry, I won't disturb your tarot card readings – unless you have honey-flavored cards, of course!" The "Pawsitively Polite" Porkie: "Excuse me, kind sir/madam, would you mind terribly if I came in for a spot of tea? I promise I'll wipe my paws before entering and refrain from scratching the furniture. I'm practically house-trained!" The "Faux Fur" Falsehood: "Believe it or not, I'm actually just a really convincing bear costume. My human friends dared me to prank someone by pretending to be a real bear, and your home seemed like the perfect target. Don't worry, no bears were harmed in the making of this prank!" The "Bear-y Secret Admirer" Bluff: "I've been watching you from afar and couldn't help but admire your impeccable taste in home decor. I just had to come in and see it up close! Plus, I heard you have a killer collection of honey – mind if I take a peek?" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 18:05:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/77/uninvited-guest/