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Maybe they harvested it and gave it to someone in need ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 17:59:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/524/french-surgically-removed/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/62/frence-est-le-magnifique/
I don't really know french in case you couldn't tell Here are five humorous reasons why your backside might deserve a reprieve from pegging: The "Exit Only" Excuse: "My backside is like a one-way street – strictly for departures, not arrivals. Sorry, no pegging allowed in this lane!" The "Cheeky Chicken" Conundrum: "I'm as nervous as a chicken in a fox den when it comes to pegging. Let's just say my rear end is more chicken than cheeky." The "Bootyful Bounce" Blunder: "I once tried twerking and ended up with a sprained ego. Pegging might result in a full-blown bootyquake – and nobody wants that on their résumé!" The "Squirmish Sphincter" Struggle: "My sphincter is as twitchy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Pegging might just send it into a full-blown panic attack!" The "Gluteus Gratitude" Gag: "My rear end sent me a thank-you note for sparing it from pegging. Turns out, it's quite content being a humble cushion – no pegging required!" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:48:06 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/62/frence-est-le-magnifique/