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Not the best day for anyone involved ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 22:40:06 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/538/the-penis-glue-incident/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/45/emergency-sevices-are-sick-of-her-bullshit/
Nurse Joy's hate her and know her by name They provided a pretty good list of why Pokeballs make bad sex toys "Gotta Catch 'Em All... Except There!": "Pokeballs are great for catching Pokemon, but trying to catch something else might result in a painful 'wild encounter.' Let's just say Pikachu wouldn't be the only one feeling electric shocks!" "Not So Pocket-Sized Pleasure": "While pokeballs are conveniently palm-sized, they're not exactly ergonomic for intimate use. Plus, that button in the center? Let's just say pressing it might result in more than you bargained for!" "Unintended Evolution": "Ever heard of 'evolution stones'? Well, using a pokeball as a sex toy might lead to an unintended evolution of your anatomy – and not in a way that Professor Oak would approve of!" "Catch and Release... With Caution": "Sure, pokeballs are great for catching Pokemon and releasing them later, but trying to 'release' yourself from a pokeball might involve a trip to the emergency room – or worse, Nurse Joy!" "Not So Legendary Performance": "While pokeballs are legendary for catching legendary Pokemon, they're not exactly built for legendary performance in the bedroom. Stick to using them for catching Charmander, not... other fiery encounters!" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:07:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/45/emergency-sevices-are-sick-of-her-bullshit/