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Technically not a serial killer if you're on your first victim If statistic boggle you try these ways of serial killer avoidance The "Netflix Defense": "Busy binge-watching crime shows. No time for real-life serial killers!" The "Safe Spaces" Strategy: "Only hang out in well-lit, crowded areas. Serial killers prefer dark alleys." The "Boring Target" Theory: "Too dull to attract a serial killer's attention. My sock drawer is my most exciting hobby!" The "No-Stalker Zone" Zone: "Carry a 'no serial killers allowed' sign. It's like a force field, but for creeps." The "Murder-Free Mondays" Mantra: "Strict 'no-serial-killers-on-Mondays' policy. It's in my calendar!" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:52:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/66/what-are-the-odds/