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Someone's getting taken out of the will...at least he has a shiny Magikarp. But let's be frank here Pokemon are more important then job interviews! Here's a few reasons why: Gotta Catch 'Em All, Even Unemployment: "Because let's face it, becoming a Pokemon Master is a lifelong dream that no job interview can compete with. Who needs a paycheck when you've got a Charizard waiting to be unleashed?" The Real World Can Wait: "Because in the grand scheme of things, battling Team Rocket and saving the world from legendary Pokemon is just a tad more pressing than impressing potential employers with your resume. Priorities, people!" The Pikachu Principle: "Because when life gives you the opportunity to choose between a stuffy boardroom and a vibrant Pokemon adventure, you always choose Pikachu. Besides, who needs a job when you've got a pocket monster to call your own?" The Proficiency in Pidgey: "Because while some may see job interviews as a chance to showcase their professional skills, true mastery lies in your ability to identify every species of Pokemon by sight and sound. Can your resume do that?" The Legendary Lunacy: "Because landing a job may put food on the table, but catching a legendary Pokemon? That's the stuff of legends. Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a Mewtwo waiting in the wings?" ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 16:28:06 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/305/him-and-his-pokemans/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/170/surprised-pikachu/
Surprised boyfriend, rightfully so but in a bad way? I doubt that! Here are 5 reasons Pokemon underwear and this years underrated fashion statement! "Instant Charmander Confidence Boost": Need a little extra fire in your step? Slip on some Charmander undies and watch as your self-esteem reaches legendary levels. Who needs a power suit when you've got flame-patterned undergarments? "Pikachu Peek-a-Boo Fun": Want to add a little shock value to your wardrobe? Pikachu-themed underwear will have everyone doing a double-take when you casually drop trou to reveal everyone's favorite electric mouse peeking out from your waistband. "Bulbasaur Butt Coverage": Forget boring old briefs—Bulbasaur has got your back(side) covered. With its leafy green charm and signature seed bulb, Bulbasaur undies offer both style and substance for your nether regions. "Squirtle Splash Protection": Accidents happen, but with Squirtle by your side (or rather, on your backside), you'll be ready for anything. These water-loving undies are perfect for beach days, pool parties, or unexpected fire hydrant encounters. "Eevee Evolution Fashion Statement": Why settle for one style when you can have eight? Eevee-themed underwear let you mix and match your undergarments to suit your mood, from flirtatious Flareon to laid-back Vaporeon. ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 21:31:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/170/surprised-pikachu/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/45/emergency-sevices-are-sick-of-her-bullshit/
Nurse Joy's hate her and know her by name They provided a pretty good list of why Pokeballs make bad sex toys "Gotta Catch 'Em All... Except There!": "Pokeballs are great for catching Pokemon, but trying to catch something else might result in a painful 'wild encounter.' Let's just say Pikachu wouldn't be the only one feeling electric shocks!" "Not So Pocket-Sized Pleasure": "While pokeballs are conveniently palm-sized, they're not exactly ergonomic for intimate use. Plus, that button in the center? Let's just say pressing it might result in more than you bargained for!" "Unintended Evolution": "Ever heard of 'evolution stones'? Well, using a pokeball as a sex toy might lead to an unintended evolution of your anatomy – and not in a way that Professor Oak would approve of!" "Catch and Release... With Caution": "Sure, pokeballs are great for catching Pokemon and releasing them later, but trying to 'release' yourself from a pokeball might involve a trip to the emergency room – or worse, Nurse Joy!" "Not So Legendary Performance": "While pokeballs are legendary for catching legendary Pokemon, they're not exactly built for legendary performance in the bedroom. Stick to using them for catching Charmander, not... other fiery encounters!" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:07:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/45/emergency-sevices-are-sick-of-her-bullshit/