https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/tags/prenup-women/ Mon, 25 May 2026 12:44:27 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/340/a-handy-tool-for-a-modern-age/
There's a few reasons why she might not want to sign a prenup! Here's a few: The Reverse Gold Digger Defense: They're afraid their partner might think they're after their collection of vintage Pokémon cards and limited edition action figures, rather than their vast fortune of... well, debt. The "I Don't Need No Stinkin' Prenup" Syndrome: They've watched too many romantic comedies where love conquers all, including crippling financial liabilities and potential alimony payments. The Curse of the Cursed Ring: They fear that signing a prenup might jinx their happily ever after, as if the ink from the contract is made from the tears of failed marriages past. The "I'm Just Here for the Cake" Conundrum: They're more focused on the wedding cake than the legal ramifications of marriage, assuming that a slice of red velvet can solve any future financial disputes. The "What's Mine is Mine and What's Yours is... Oh, Wait" Dilemma: They're convinced that their partner's idea of a prenup involves them signing over their prized Beanie Baby collection in exchange for custody of the dog. ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 17:37:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/340/a-handy-tool-for-a-modern-age/