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99$ for a three piece meal with small fries, here are a few other pocket breaking menu items making sure you need a second mortgage to go with your movie meal: "Microwave Popcorn: Now with the added luxury tax for that authentic 'cinematic crunch' experience. Enjoy your kernels of gold!" "Tap Water: Filtered through diamond-encrusted faucets for that extra sparkle. Hydration has never been so exclusive!" "Candy Corn: Each kernel individually hand-carved by artisanal candy sculptors. Sweetness has never been this pretentious!" "Gummy Bears: Infused with unicorn tears and rainbow essence for that extra burst of magic. Each bear is like a tiny, chewy piece of fantasy!" "Paper Napkins: Made from the finest silk threads harvested from rare, endangered silk worms. Absorbency has never felt so luxurious!" ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 19:38:05 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/118/i-will-never-financially-recover/