https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/tags/unexpected/ Mon, 25 May 2026 12:35:39 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/143/strangely-wholesome/
Bet she didn't expect that reply. Some flirting examples we believe this guy might have used: "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. But seriously, I respect your personal space and boundaries, so if you're not interested, that's totally cool." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Just kidding, I understand that consent is key, so I'll wait for your signal before making any moves." "Excuse me, do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Okay, that was a bit forward. Let's start with introductions and see where it goes, with your comfort level as the priority." "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. But seriously, I value meaningful connections over cheesy pickup lines, so let's get to know each other as friends first." "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. But seriously, I believe in genuine connections built on mutual respect and understanding, so let's chat like two respectful adults and see where it leads." ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:16:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/143/strangely-wholesome/