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2 years ago
Please talk to her
What a generous man!But if his pockets are open go crazy I say!
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
They do and they did
Dating is a nightmare hellscape. But is Gen Z dating worse then the Vietnam War? We think it is here's some reasons why:
"The Swipe-Right Struggle": "In the Gen Z dating era, finding love is like navigating a minefield of awkward emojis and cringey pickup lines. At least in Vietnam, you knew who the enemy was—you didn't have to worry about accidentally swiping left on your soulmate."
"The Texting Trenches": "Back in the Vietnam War, soldiers communicated with handwritten letters and occasional radio transmissions. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about decoding cryptic texts and deciphering the hidden meaning behind every Snapchat streak. Who knew communication could be so hazardous to your mental health?"
"The Battle of the Bios": "In the Gen Z dating era, your dating profile is your battlefield, and your bio is your weapon of choice. But instead of grenades and rifles, you're armed with witty one-liners and carefully curated Spotify playlists. It's like trying to win a war of attrition armed only with your sense of humor and a few well-placed emojis."
"The War of the Selfies": "Forget about combat boots and camouflage—today's soldiers are armed with selfie sticks and Instagram filters. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about curating the perfect online persona, even if it means spending hours posing for the perfect selfie or agonizing over the right filter. Who needs PTSD when you have FOMO?"
"The Battle of the Ghosts": "In the Gen Z dating era, getting ghosted is like stepping on a landmine—you never see it coming, but the aftermath is devastating. At least in Vietnam, you had a fighting chance of survival. In the dating world, your heart is collateral damage, and there's no Purple Heart for emotional wounds."
"The Swipe-Right Struggle": "In the Gen Z dating era, finding love is like navigating a minefield of awkward emojis and cringey pickup lines. At least in Vietnam, you knew who the enemy was—you didn't have to worry about accidentally swiping left on your soulmate."
"The Texting Trenches": "Back in the Vietnam War, soldiers communicated with handwritten letters and occasional radio transmissions. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about decoding cryptic texts and deciphering the hidden meaning behind every Snapchat streak. Who knew communication could be so hazardous to your mental health?"
"The Battle of the Bios": "In the Gen Z dating era, your dating profile is your battlefield, and your bio is your weapon of choice. But instead of grenades and rifles, you're armed with witty one-liners and carefully curated Spotify playlists. It's like trying to win a war of attrition armed only with your sense of humor and a few well-placed emojis."
"The War of the Selfies": "Forget about combat boots and camouflage—today's soldiers are armed with selfie sticks and Instagram filters. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about curating the perfect online persona, even if it means spending hours posing for the perfect selfie or agonizing over the right filter. Who needs PTSD when you have FOMO?"
"The Battle of the Ghosts": "In the Gen Z dating era, getting ghosted is like stepping on a landmine—you never see it coming, but the aftermath is devastating. At least in Vietnam, you had a fighting chance of survival. In the dating world, your heart is collateral damage, and there's no Purple Heart for emotional wounds."
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
Is this punishment a bit too much?
Might want to dial it back a little...
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
