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2 years ago
2 years ago
But the world can see her naked?
Seems she doesn't have any issue with that part
This behavior precedes these ones
The "Pet Party" Pandemonium:
You come home to find she's thrown a full-on birthday bash for your pet goldfish, complete with a tiny cake and fish-sized party hats for all.
The "Socks Overload" Spectacle:
She's started a protest against sock oppression by collecting every mismatched sock in the house and declaring them independent nations in the War of the Laundry Room.
The "Karaoke Catastrophe" Crisis:
You catch her serenading the neighborhood with an impromptu rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3 a.m., complete with air guitar solos and interpretive dance moves.
The "Cereal Chaos" Commotion:
She's rearranged the alphabet cereal to leave cryptic messages in the breakfast bowl, like "SOS - Send Oreos" or "The milk is watching."
The "Dress-Up Debacle" Disaster:
You find her trying to dress your cat in a tiny tuxedo, insisting it's necessary for his role as Chief Feline Officer of the Household.
This behavior precedes these ones
The "Pet Party" Pandemonium:
You come home to find she's thrown a full-on birthday bash for your pet goldfish, complete with a tiny cake and fish-sized party hats for all.
The "Socks Overload" Spectacle:
She's started a protest against sock oppression by collecting every mismatched sock in the house and declaring them independent nations in the War of the Laundry Room.
The "Karaoke Catastrophe" Crisis:
You catch her serenading the neighborhood with an impromptu rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3 a.m., complete with air guitar solos and interpretive dance moves.
The "Cereal Chaos" Commotion:
She's rearranged the alphabet cereal to leave cryptic messages in the breakfast bowl, like "SOS - Send Oreos" or "The milk is watching."
The "Dress-Up Debacle" Disaster:
You find her trying to dress your cat in a tiny tuxedo, insisting it's necessary for his role as Chief Feline Officer of the Household.
2 years ago
2 years ago
2 years ago
2 years ago
Girls stop doing this
More filters then all the worlds water supply uses
These trustworthy health warnings might stop them
"Warning: Wrinkle-Rific Filter Ahead"
"Using this filter might age you like fine wine, complete with wrinkles and a distinguished aura. Side effects include sudden urges to dispense wisdom and an increased appreciation for rocking chairs."
"Caution: Crow's Feet Creator"
"Applying this filter excessively could result in crow's feet around the eyes, giving you a prematurely wise appearance. Side effects may include nostalgic yearnings for the good ol' days."
"Notice: Grayscale Glamour"
"This filter drains color from your face, giving you a vintage vibe. Side effects may include sudden cravings for classic movies and a desire to dispense sage advice."
"Alert: Prematurely Gray Guarantee"
"Long-term use of this filter might give you a head of distinguished gray hair. Side effects may include being mistaken for a seasoned sage and unsolicited requests for life advice."
"Attention: Retro Aging Risk"
"Using this filter might transport you back in time, aging you instantly. Side effects may include nostalgia for bygone eras and an affinity for vintage fashion."
These trustworthy health warnings might stop them
"Warning: Wrinkle-Rific Filter Ahead"
"Using this filter might age you like fine wine, complete with wrinkles and a distinguished aura. Side effects include sudden urges to dispense wisdom and an increased appreciation for rocking chairs."
"Caution: Crow's Feet Creator"
"Applying this filter excessively could result in crow's feet around the eyes, giving you a prematurely wise appearance. Side effects may include nostalgic yearnings for the good ol' days."
"Notice: Grayscale Glamour"
"This filter drains color from your face, giving you a vintage vibe. Side effects may include sudden cravings for classic movies and a desire to dispense sage advice."
"Alert: Prematurely Gray Guarantee"
"Long-term use of this filter might give you a head of distinguished gray hair. Side effects may include being mistaken for a seasoned sage and unsolicited requests for life advice."
"Attention: Retro Aging Risk"
"Using this filter might transport you back in time, aging you instantly. Side effects may include nostalgia for bygone eras and an affinity for vintage fashion."
2 years ago
Get corrected
Twitter adds context
Here are five humorous reasons why weather might cancel a sporting event:
Rain Delay Due to "Liquid Sunshine": The forecast calls for a heavy downpour of "liquid sunshine," making it impossible for players to distinguish between the ball and the tears of the weather gods.
Snowball Fight Breaks Out on the Field: A freak blizzard sweeps through, turning the stadium into a winter wonderland and prompting players to abandon their sports equipment in favor of snowball fights and impromptu snowman-building contests.
Wind Gusts Carry Players Away Like Kites: Unpredictable gusts of wind transform the playing field into a makeshift kite-flying zone, with players and referees soaring through the air like human kites. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the star quarterback!
Fog Rolls In, Players Vanish into Thin Air: A dense fog descends upon the stadium, shrouding the playing field in a thick veil of mist and causing players to vanish into thin air. Referees blow their whistles in vain, unable to locate the elusive athletes amidst the foggy chaos.
Heat Wave Turns Players into Puddles: Sweltering temperatures transform the playing field into a giant frying pan, causing players to melt like popsicles on a summer day. Fans watch in disbelief as their favorite athletes drip and droop like soggy pancakes, prompting a hasty retreat to the nearest ice cream stand.
Here are five humorous reasons why weather might cancel a sporting event:
Rain Delay Due to "Liquid Sunshine": The forecast calls for a heavy downpour of "liquid sunshine," making it impossible for players to distinguish between the ball and the tears of the weather gods.
Snowball Fight Breaks Out on the Field: A freak blizzard sweeps through, turning the stadium into a winter wonderland and prompting players to abandon their sports equipment in favor of snowball fights and impromptu snowman-building contests.
Wind Gusts Carry Players Away Like Kites: Unpredictable gusts of wind transform the playing field into a makeshift kite-flying zone, with players and referees soaring through the air like human kites. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the star quarterback!
Fog Rolls In, Players Vanish into Thin Air: A dense fog descends upon the stadium, shrouding the playing field in a thick veil of mist and causing players to vanish into thin air. Referees blow their whistles in vain, unable to locate the elusive athletes amidst the foggy chaos.
Heat Wave Turns Players into Puddles: Sweltering temperatures transform the playing field into a giant frying pan, causing players to melt like popsicles on a summer day. Fans watch in disbelief as their favorite athletes drip and droop like soggy pancakes, prompting a hasty retreat to the nearest ice cream stand.
