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We need them to navigate the nightmarish system they created If a child was a lawyer here's some cases they could work on The Case of the Missing Cookie: Defending a child accused of stealing cookies from the cookie jar. The evidence is crumbly, but the stakes are high – bedtime without dessert! The Great Toy Heist: Representing a child accused of "borrowing" toys from their sibling's room without permission. Can they plead innocent by reason of sibling rivalry? The Playground Dispute: Mediating a dispute between two kids arguing over who gets to be the captain of the imaginary pirate ship during recess. Ahoy, mateys, it's time to negotiate a truce! The Pet Custody Battle: Representing a child in a heated custody battle over the family pet hamster. Who gets custody of Fluffy the hamster – Mom's house or Dad's house? The stakes have never been furrier! The Homework Rebellion: Defending a child accused of organizing a protest against homework assignments. Can they argue for shorter school days and longer playtime? It's a fight for recess rights! ]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2024 19:00:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/98/lawyers-it-s-sad-we-need-them/