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Hope she feels happier soon enough ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:21:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/598/she-is-sadaf/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/543/recreating-the-bachelor/
I'd personally go for the free stuff ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 22:44:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/543/recreating-the-bachelor/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/474/telling-on-yourself/
Does he have a point? Do you girls agree? ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:45:06 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/474/telling-on-yourself/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/473/flirting-101/
This should be thought in schools ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:44:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/473/flirting-101/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/466/dating-in-2024/
Keeping on top of matches is a full time job ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:39:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/466/dating-in-2024/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/417/if-only-we-could-outsource-dating-to-rats/
I'd fill my hat have a little conference going ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:44:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/417/if-only-we-could-outsource-dating-to-rats/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/402/something-wrong-with-people/
DO NOT do this! ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:10:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/402/something-wrong-with-people/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/399/epic-couple-vibes/
Eggy head and the chicken have a beautiful future a head (get it?) of them but we still wanted to know why a bald head triggered this gorgeous blondes nesting instincts, so we obviously made some up: "The Golden Glow Guarantee:" Sitting on your bald head is like basking in the warm glow of a radiant sunbeam—except instead of sunlight, it's the golden aura of your gleaming scalp. Who needs a tanning salon when you have the world's most reflective dome? "The Bald Brilliance Buffet:" Your bald head is like a gourmet buffet for the senses, offering a smooth and inviting surface that's perfect for lounging. It's like sitting on a velvet cushion—only better, because it's attached to your head. "The Chrome Dome Comfort Zone:" Your bald head is the ultimate comfort zone, offering a cozy perch for anyone seeking refuge from the chilly winds of life. It's like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket—only with less fabric and more follicle-free fun. "The Eggcellent Empathy Experience:" Sitting on your bald head is like receiving a warm hug from a dear friend—it's comforting, nurturing, and oddly satisfying. It's like finding the perfect spot to nestle into on a cold winter's day, except instead of a cozy armchair, it's your shiny dome. "The Smooth Scalp Snuggle:" Your bald head is like a plush pillow for the soul, offering a soft and inviting surface for anyone seeking solace and serenity. It's like finding the perfect spot to rest your weary bones—only with less cushioning and more cranium. ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:07:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/399/epic-couple-vibes/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/397/two-of-the-worse-people/
At least he was getting rid of his misogyny. Obviously we are all individuals and these people only speak for themselves but we had to take a inquisitive look at this, is cheating on your boyfriend good? We found out it is but only if you're an asshole. For assholes it seems to just be great and dandy so we compiled a list of why cheating on your boyfriend is a good thing but only if you're an asshole : "The Relationship Roulette:" Cheating on your boyfriend adds an element of excitement and unpredictability to your relationship, turning it into a high-stakes game of emotional roulette. Who needs trust and stability when you can have betrayal and drama? (This is only a good thing if you're an asshole.) "The Selfish Satisfaction:" Cheating on your boyfriend is a selfish act, and that's exactly why it's so satisfying. It's like indulging in a guilty pleasure, knowing full well that you're being a total jerk—and reveling in it anyway. (This is only a good thing if you're an asshole.) "The Ego-Boosting Elixir:" Cheating on your boyfriend is a surefire way to boost your ego and inflate your sense of self-importance. After all, what better way to stroke your own ego than by breaking someone else's heart? (This is only a good thing if you're an asshole.) "The Drama Queen Drama:" Cheating on your boyfriend is like starring in your own personal soap opera, complete with scandalous plot twists and over-the-top melodrama. It's like living out your wildest fantasies of betrayal and deceit—minus the happy ending, of course. (This is only a good thing if you're an asshole.) "The Asshole Advantage:" Cheating on your boyfriend is a good thing if you're an asshole because it allows you to fully embrace your inner jerk. It's like wearing your assholery as a badge of honor, proudly displaying your complete disregard for other people's feelings. (This is only a good thing if you're an asshole.) ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:05:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/397/two-of-the-worse-people/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/394/very-honest-socially-awkward-messages/
There's no time like the present to learn, from what I've heard most of them are something called people. But that is for beginners or a group of people that posses something called charisma. We're out here living rough not getting dates and having a hard time, keeping it real so we asked 5 top pick up artists what their preferred method of talking to women they each is and got these replies: "The Mime Misstep": Embrace the art of silent communication! By mastering mime techniques, you'll captivate women with your enigmatic charm and leave them intrigued by your mysterious allure. Who needs words when you can speak volumes with just a glance and a gesture? "The Complimentary Conundrum": Expand your compliment repertoire beyond the usual clichés! By showering everyday objects with praise, you'll demonstrate your creativity and ability to find beauty in unexpected places. Women will be drawn to your unique perspective and keen eye for detail. "The Rom-Com Reject": Transform everyday interactions into cinematic masterpieces! By borrowing lines from romantic comedies, you'll infuse your conversations with whimsy and romance, sweeping women off their feet with your charming wit and boundless imagination. "The Social Media Stalker 2.0": Show off your attention to detail and playful sense of humor! By leaving cryptic comments on women's social media posts, you'll intrigue them with your mysterious allure and keep them coming back for more. Who needs straightforward compliments when you can keep them guessing? "The Animal Attraction Anomaly": Connect with your primal instincts and embrace your inner animal lover! By engaging in deep conversations with animals, you'll demonstrate your compassionate nature and ability to find common ground with creatures big and small. Women will be drawn to your gentle spirit and empathetic demeanor. ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:52:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/394/very-honest-socially-awkward-messages/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/392/sounds-like-a-fun-evening/
Who got the honor of cleaning that up? One thing is clear though he loved it! Dogs are awesome and you proved dog like affinity to him! here is why I think pissing on the floor like a dog would make you more attractive to your boyfriend: "The Alpha Dog Display": By marking your territory like a confident canine, you assert dominance and show your boyfriend who's the boss. It's a primal display of strength that'll have him howling with admiration. "The Scent of Success": Your unique musk, reminiscent of freshly watered grass, is an irresistible aphrodisiac that'll have your boyfriend begging for more. Who needs expensive perfumes when you've got the natural allure of eau de urine? "The Bonding Ritual": Sharing intimate moments, even bathroom-related ones, strengthens your bond as a couple. By embracing your inner pup, you invite your boyfriend into your world and create a deeper connection that transcends societal norms. "The Playful Puddle Prance": Pissing on the floor like a dog is a playful way to inject some fun and spontaneity into your relationship. It's like turning everyday chores into a whimsical game of canine capers—a surefire way to keep the romance alive. "The Wet 'n' Wild Fantasy": Let's face it—there's something undeniably sexy about breaking the rules and indulging in forbidden pleasures. By embracing your inner rebel and embracing your primal instincts, you ignite a fiery passion that'll leave your boyfriend panting for more. ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:50:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/392/sounds-like-a-fun-evening/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/391/sound-financial-decision/
Nothing more romantic then saving 900$ per month in my opinion. Here are some reasons I made up that fully support my view: "The Penny Pinching Passion": Nothing says "I love you" like socking away $900 a month for your future together. It's like whispering sweet nothings into your partner's ear, except those sweet nothings are compounded interest rates and a secure retirement plan. "The Budgeting Bond": Planning for your future as a couple is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Watching your savings account grow by $900 each month is like watching your love blossom into a beautiful financial partnership—complete with joint tax returns and matching retirement funds. "The Frugal Fairy Tale": Saving $900 a month is like writing your own modern-day fairy tale, where Prince Charming sweeps you off your feet and into the realm of financial stability. Who needs glass slippers when you've got a healthy emergency fund and a diversified investment portfolio? "The Romantic Rainy Day Fund": Nothing sets the mood like knowing you're prepared for any financial curveball life throws your way. With $900 a month stashed away, you can weather any storm together—from unexpected car repairs to impromptu weekend getaways. "The Thrifty Thrill": Forget candlelit dinners and sunset strolls—saving $900 a month is the ultimate romantic gesture. It shows your partner that you're in it for the long haul, committed to building a future together filled with love, laughter, and a healthy savings account. Who needs grand gestures when you've got compound interest? ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:49:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/391/sound-financial-decision/