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1 year ago
HA doesn't help
BS doesn't either.
Ads are a part of the fun! That's why we have to compensate with a lot of memes for members (since you see none if you log in).
Here are some reasons a company might tell you disabling ads on the tv you bought own and paid for is never good:
"Because who needs uninterrupted viewing when you can play 'ad bingo' and guess which product will pop up next? It's like a surprise party for your remote control!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your living room into a free-market battleground? It's like Black Friday every day, but without the bruises!"
"Forget peace and quiet! Embrace the chaos of commercial breaks! It's like a mini-vacation to 'Adland,' where the grass is always greener and the jingles never end!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your TV into a pop culture time machine? It's like traveling back to the '80s, but with more product placement!"
"Who needs sanity when you can have a constant barrage of advertising? It's like having a personal salesperson in your living room, 24/7! Because nothing says 'relaxation' like being told what to buy every five minutes!"
Ads are a part of the fun! That's why we have to compensate with a lot of memes for members (since you see none if you log in).
Here are some reasons a company might tell you disabling ads on the tv you bought own and paid for is never good:
"Because who needs uninterrupted viewing when you can play 'ad bingo' and guess which product will pop up next? It's like a surprise party for your remote control!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your living room into a free-market battleground? It's like Black Friday every day, but without the bruises!"
"Forget peace and quiet! Embrace the chaos of commercial breaks! It's like a mini-vacation to 'Adland,' where the grass is always greener and the jingles never end!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your TV into a pop culture time machine? It's like traveling back to the '80s, but with more product placement!"
"Who needs sanity when you can have a constant barrage of advertising? It's like having a personal salesperson in your living room, 24/7! Because nothing says 'relaxation' like being told what to buy every five minutes!"
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Karen brute-force prompt for AI
Too bad you don't have a manager to bother
Here are five humorous reasons why Karens might get their way:
The "Manager Magnet": Karens possess a magnetic field that attracts managers like moths to a flame. No matter how unreasonable their demands, managers seem unable to resist their gravitational pull.
The "Perpetual Complaint": Karens have mastered the art of complaining to such an extent that even the laws of physics bend to accommodate their grievances. It's like they have a hotline to the complaint department of the universe!
The "Vocal Vortex": Karens have voices that reach frequencies beyond human hearing, causing everyone within earshot to involuntarily comply with their demands. It's like a sonic superpower, but with less saving the world and more asking for the manager.
The "Coupon Conundrum": Karens are armed with an endless supply of expired coupons, and somehow, they always manage to convince the cashier to honor them anyway. It's like a Jedi mind trick, but for cheap groceries.
The "Entitlement Engine": Karens have engines running on pure entitlement, propelling them through life with an unstoppable force. It's like they're driving a tank of entitlement through a world made of customer service reps and unsold merchandise.
Here are five humorous reasons why Karens might get their way:
The "Manager Magnet": Karens possess a magnetic field that attracts managers like moths to a flame. No matter how unreasonable their demands, managers seem unable to resist their gravitational pull.
The "Perpetual Complaint": Karens have mastered the art of complaining to such an extent that even the laws of physics bend to accommodate their grievances. It's like they have a hotline to the complaint department of the universe!
The "Vocal Vortex": Karens have voices that reach frequencies beyond human hearing, causing everyone within earshot to involuntarily comply with their demands. It's like a sonic superpower, but with less saving the world and more asking for the manager.
The "Coupon Conundrum": Karens are armed with an endless supply of expired coupons, and somehow, they always manage to convince the cashier to honor them anyway. It's like a Jedi mind trick, but for cheap groceries.
The "Entitlement Engine": Karens have engines running on pure entitlement, propelling them through life with an unstoppable force. It's like they're driving a tank of entitlement through a world made of customer service reps and unsold merchandise.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Next time keep it a secret
Sucking on your sister's toys plastic mosquito bites (those being double D's for a small doll) is frankly insane. Can we defend it? No. Should we? Also a resounding no since it's not hurting anyone! Did we try to understand it? As always yes and we came up with these reasons as to why one might do it:
"The Plastic Pacifier Prodigy:" Sucking on a Barbie Doll's plastic chest might be an attempt to relive the soothing sensation of childhood pacifiers. Who needs a binky when you have a Barbie boob?
"The Plastic Plundering Plight:" It could be a misguided attempt at extracting hidden treasures from within the doll's plastic chest cavity. After all, who knows what secrets lie beneath the smooth surface—perhaps buried treasure or long-lost pirate gold?
"The Plastic Power Play:" Some may see it as a bizarre power move, asserting dominance over the doll kingdom by subjecting Barbie to their whims and desires. It's like staging a tiny coup d'état in the world of plastic royalty.
"The Plastic Provocation Prank:" Sucking on Barbie Doll breasts could be a mischievous prank designed to elicit shock and amusement from onlookers. It's like pushing the boundaries of social norms with a plastic twist—because why not?
"The Plastic Protestation Protest:" It might be a comedic form of protest against the unrealistic beauty standards perpetuated by Barbie Dolls. By engaging in this absurd act, one could be making a bold statement about the absurdity of plastic perfection—a tongue-in-cheek rebellion against conformity.
"The Plastic Pacifier Prodigy:" Sucking on a Barbie Doll's plastic chest might be an attempt to relive the soothing sensation of childhood pacifiers. Who needs a binky when you have a Barbie boob?
"The Plastic Plundering Plight:" It could be a misguided attempt at extracting hidden treasures from within the doll's plastic chest cavity. After all, who knows what secrets lie beneath the smooth surface—perhaps buried treasure or long-lost pirate gold?
"The Plastic Power Play:" Some may see it as a bizarre power move, asserting dominance over the doll kingdom by subjecting Barbie to their whims and desires. It's like staging a tiny coup d'état in the world of plastic royalty.
"The Plastic Provocation Prank:" Sucking on Barbie Doll breasts could be a mischievous prank designed to elicit shock and amusement from onlookers. It's like pushing the boundaries of social norms with a plastic twist—because why not?
"The Plastic Protestation Protest:" It might be a comedic form of protest against the unrealistic beauty standards perpetuated by Barbie Dolls. By engaging in this absurd act, one could be making a bold statement about the absurdity of plastic perfection—a tongue-in-cheek rebellion against conformity.
1 year ago
Get corrected
Twitter adds context
Here are five humorous reasons why weather might cancel a sporting event:
Rain Delay Due to "Liquid Sunshine": The forecast calls for a heavy downpour of "liquid sunshine," making it impossible for players to distinguish between the ball and the tears of the weather gods.
Snowball Fight Breaks Out on the Field: A freak blizzard sweeps through, turning the stadium into a winter wonderland and prompting players to abandon their sports equipment in favor of snowball fights and impromptu snowman-building contests.
Wind Gusts Carry Players Away Like Kites: Unpredictable gusts of wind transform the playing field into a makeshift kite-flying zone, with players and referees soaring through the air like human kites. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the star quarterback!
Fog Rolls In, Players Vanish into Thin Air: A dense fog descends upon the stadium, shrouding the playing field in a thick veil of mist and causing players to vanish into thin air. Referees blow their whistles in vain, unable to locate the elusive athletes amidst the foggy chaos.
Heat Wave Turns Players into Puddles: Sweltering temperatures transform the playing field into a giant frying pan, causing players to melt like popsicles on a summer day. Fans watch in disbelief as their favorite athletes drip and droop like soggy pancakes, prompting a hasty retreat to the nearest ice cream stand.
Here are five humorous reasons why weather might cancel a sporting event:
Rain Delay Due to "Liquid Sunshine": The forecast calls for a heavy downpour of "liquid sunshine," making it impossible for players to distinguish between the ball and the tears of the weather gods.
Snowball Fight Breaks Out on the Field: A freak blizzard sweeps through, turning the stadium into a winter wonderland and prompting players to abandon their sports equipment in favor of snowball fights and impromptu snowman-building contests.
Wind Gusts Carry Players Away Like Kites: Unpredictable gusts of wind transform the playing field into a makeshift kite-flying zone, with players and referees soaring through the air like human kites. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the star quarterback!
Fog Rolls In, Players Vanish into Thin Air: A dense fog descends upon the stadium, shrouding the playing field in a thick veil of mist and causing players to vanish into thin air. Referees blow their whistles in vain, unable to locate the elusive athletes amidst the foggy chaos.
Heat Wave Turns Players into Puddles: Sweltering temperatures transform the playing field into a giant frying pan, causing players to melt like popsicles on a summer day. Fans watch in disbelief as their favorite athletes drip and droop like soggy pancakes, prompting a hasty retreat to the nearest ice cream stand.
