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2 years ago
We're on it shitlips
This was one of the best tropes used in 90s animations and i use to love it
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
They do and they did
Dating is a nightmare hellscape. But is Gen Z dating worse then the Vietnam War? We think it is here's some reasons why:
"The Swipe-Right Struggle": "In the Gen Z dating era, finding love is like navigating a minefield of awkward emojis and cringey pickup lines. At least in Vietnam, you knew who the enemy was—you didn't have to worry about accidentally swiping left on your soulmate."
"The Texting Trenches": "Back in the Vietnam War, soldiers communicated with handwritten letters and occasional radio transmissions. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about decoding cryptic texts and deciphering the hidden meaning behind every Snapchat streak. Who knew communication could be so hazardous to your mental health?"
"The Battle of the Bios": "In the Gen Z dating era, your dating profile is your battlefield, and your bio is your weapon of choice. But instead of grenades and rifles, you're armed with witty one-liners and carefully curated Spotify playlists. It's like trying to win a war of attrition armed only with your sense of humor and a few well-placed emojis."
"The War of the Selfies": "Forget about combat boots and camouflage—today's soldiers are armed with selfie sticks and Instagram filters. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about curating the perfect online persona, even if it means spending hours posing for the perfect selfie or agonizing over the right filter. Who needs PTSD when you have FOMO?"
"The Battle of the Ghosts": "In the Gen Z dating era, getting ghosted is like stepping on a landmine—you never see it coming, but the aftermath is devastating. At least in Vietnam, you had a fighting chance of survival. In the dating world, your heart is collateral damage, and there's no Purple Heart for emotional wounds."
"The Swipe-Right Struggle": "In the Gen Z dating era, finding love is like navigating a minefield of awkward emojis and cringey pickup lines. At least in Vietnam, you knew who the enemy was—you didn't have to worry about accidentally swiping left on your soulmate."
"The Texting Trenches": "Back in the Vietnam War, soldiers communicated with handwritten letters and occasional radio transmissions. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about decoding cryptic texts and deciphering the hidden meaning behind every Snapchat streak. Who knew communication could be so hazardous to your mental health?"
"The Battle of the Bios": "In the Gen Z dating era, your dating profile is your battlefield, and your bio is your weapon of choice. But instead of grenades and rifles, you're armed with witty one-liners and carefully curated Spotify playlists. It's like trying to win a war of attrition armed only with your sense of humor and a few well-placed emojis."
"The War of the Selfies": "Forget about combat boots and camouflage—today's soldiers are armed with selfie sticks and Instagram filters. In the Gen Z dating era, it's all about curating the perfect online persona, even if it means spending hours posing for the perfect selfie or agonizing over the right filter. Who needs PTSD when you have FOMO?"
"The Battle of the Ghosts": "In the Gen Z dating era, getting ghosted is like stepping on a landmine—you never see it coming, but the aftermath is devastating. At least in Vietnam, you had a fighting chance of survival. In the dating world, your heart is collateral damage, and there's no Purple Heart for emotional wounds."
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
Is this punishment a bit too much?
Might want to dial it back a little...
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
