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Cat
5 months ago
Asking the real questions
Would YOU still date your now worm girlfriend? You should! It's the best thing that's ever happened to you according to reasons we made up!

The Cuddle Critter: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never have to worry about finding a snuggle buddy—just slip her into your pocket and take her wherever you go for some slimy, squishy affection!"

The Low-Maintenance Love: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm eliminates the need for fancy dates and expensive gifts—just toss her some dirt and watch her wiggle with joy. Who needs roses when you've got earthworms?"

The Relationship Retreat: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm gives a whole new meaning to 'burrowing into each other's hearts'—literally! Now you can spend quality time together underground, away from the stresses of the surface world."

The Nature's Nuptials: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm makes for the perfect eco-friendly wedding—no need for extravagant venues or fancy dresses, just a garden and a handful of soil. Plus, think of the savings on catering!"

The Slimy Serenade: "Because your girlfriend turning into a worm means you'll never be alone when it's time to sing in the rain—just grab your trusty worm-girlfriend and duet to your heart's content. Who needs a karaoke machine when you've got Mother Nature's backup singers?"
Asking the real questions
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Cat
5 months ago
Worm employee of the month
It was clearly an emergency. Worms make great employees also you might get to not pay them! Surely makes up for the drop in productivity!
Here are some reasons why you should still employ someone if they were to turn into a worm!

"Because who needs an employee-of-the-month plaque when you can have an employee-of-the-compost-pile trophy? You'd be the reigning champion of decomposition!"

"Because your new worm form brings a whole new meaning to 'getting down to the grassroots' of the company. You're literally in touch with the earth—talk about being environmentally conscious!"

"Because your transformation into a worm proves that you're willing to go to great lengths to demonstrate your dedication to the job. Who else can say they've literally crawled their way to work every day?"

"Because with your newfound ability to wiggle through tight spaces, you'd be the ultimate office spy—keeping tabs on all those secret conversations happening under desks and behind closed doors."

"Because your boss knows that even as a worm, you'd still be the 'early bird' of the office—showing up bright and early to get the worm... I mean, work! Plus, you'd never be late for meetings again, given your new schedule as a nocturnal creature."
Worm employee of the month
Cat
5 months ago
Asking the important questions!
How could she ever trust him if a simple thing as her magically turning into a worm would stop his love!
This could also have some upsides
Low Maintenance: No need for fancy dinners or expensive gifts – just a bit of soil and maybe an apple core now and then, and she's good to go!
Always By Your Side: Literally! She'll be right there with you, wriggling along, whether you're gardening or taking a stroll in the park.
Great Listener: She may not be able to talk, but she's a pro at listening. Just pour your heart out and watch her wiggle in understanding.
Eco-Friendly: Think of her as the ultimate composting companion! With her around, you'll have the best organic fertilizer for your garden.
Unforgettable Dates: Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have a romantic picnic in the dirt, complete with earthworm-inspired cuisine? It's a date you'll never forget!
Asking the important questions!

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