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2 years ago
British cuisine innit
We're still eating like the Germans are still flying overhead
We have other amazing recipes such as
**"Haggis Surprise":
"Mix haggis, mushy peas, and Brussels sprouts. Top with lukewarm gravy and serve with black pudding ice cream."
**"Bubble and Squeak Soup":
"Blend leftover bubble and squeak with crumpet crumbs and vinegar. Serve lukewarm with stale bread."
**"Jellied Eel Extravaganza":
"Boil eels until slimy, pour into a mold, and refrigerate. Serve with pickled onions."
**"Spotted Dick Surprise":
"Fill spotted dick with surprises like sardines and pickled eggs. Serve with a side of raised eyebrows."
**"Marmite Medley":
"Spread Marmite on everything – toast, crumpets, even porridge. Warning: may cause gagging."
We have other amazing recipes such as
**"Haggis Surprise":
"Mix haggis, mushy peas, and Brussels sprouts. Top with lukewarm gravy and serve with black pudding ice cream."
**"Bubble and Squeak Soup":
"Blend leftover bubble and squeak with crumpet crumbs and vinegar. Serve lukewarm with stale bread."
**"Jellied Eel Extravaganza":
"Boil eels until slimy, pour into a mold, and refrigerate. Serve with pickled onions."
**"Spotted Dick Surprise":
"Fill spotted dick with surprises like sardines and pickled eggs. Serve with a side of raised eyebrows."
**"Marmite Medley":
"Spread Marmite on everything – toast, crumpets, even porridge. Warning: may cause gagging."
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
Kids and their debt
Do they get it from gambling ?
Banks your new market share awaits! Just make sure to colect if those payments don't come through!
"The Kiddie Cash Caper": Banks love nothing more than exploiting innocent children for profit. By luring them into debt with promises of candy and toys, they can trap them in a vicious cycle of financial servitude from a young age. And when little Tommy can't pay up, it's time to send in the loan sharks disguised as friendly neighborhood ice cream trucks.
"The Playground Predatory Practices": Banks see children as easy targets for their nefarious schemes. By offering them loans they can never hope to repay, they ensure a lifetime of debt bondage and servitude. And when little Jenny misses a payment, it's time for the debt collectors to pay her lemonade stand a visit and repossess her prized stuffed animals.
"The Candy Coercion Conspiracy": Banks will stop at nothing to get their grubby hands on children's hard-earned candy money. By preying on their sweet tooth and offering them loans they can't refuse, they ensure a steady stream of profits for years to come. And when little Timmy can't pay his debts, it's time to send in the repo team to snatch away his Halloween candy and birthday presents.
"The Tooth Fairy Extortion Racket": Banks see children's innocence as a weakness to be exploited for their own gain. By loaning them money and demanding exorbitant interest rates, they ensure a lifetime of indentured servitude and financial ruin. And when little Susie can't pay her debts, it's time to break out the kneecap kneader and teach her a lesson she won't soon forget.
"The Sandbox Shakedown Scheme": Banks view children as nothing more than cash cows to be milked for all they're worth. By trapping them in a web of debt from a young age, they ensure a lifetime of dependency and servitude. And when little Emily can't pay her debts, it's time to foreclose on her sandbox and evict her from her own backyard.
Banks your new market share awaits! Just make sure to colect if those payments don't come through!
"The Kiddie Cash Caper": Banks love nothing more than exploiting innocent children for profit. By luring them into debt with promises of candy and toys, they can trap them in a vicious cycle of financial servitude from a young age. And when little Tommy can't pay up, it's time to send in the loan sharks disguised as friendly neighborhood ice cream trucks.
"The Playground Predatory Practices": Banks see children as easy targets for their nefarious schemes. By offering them loans they can never hope to repay, they ensure a lifetime of debt bondage and servitude. And when little Jenny misses a payment, it's time for the debt collectors to pay her lemonade stand a visit and repossess her prized stuffed animals.
"The Candy Coercion Conspiracy": Banks will stop at nothing to get their grubby hands on children's hard-earned candy money. By preying on their sweet tooth and offering them loans they can't refuse, they ensure a steady stream of profits for years to come. And when little Timmy can't pay his debts, it's time to send in the repo team to snatch away his Halloween candy and birthday presents.
"The Tooth Fairy Extortion Racket": Banks see children's innocence as a weakness to be exploited for their own gain. By loaning them money and demanding exorbitant interest rates, they ensure a lifetime of indentured servitude and financial ruin. And when little Susie can't pay her debts, it's time to break out the kneecap kneader and teach her a lesson she won't soon forget.
"The Sandbox Shakedown Scheme": Banks view children as nothing more than cash cows to be milked for all they're worth. By trapping them in a web of debt from a young age, they ensure a lifetime of dependency and servitude. And when little Emily can't pay her debts, it's time to foreclose on her sandbox and evict her from her own backyard.
1 year ago
2 years ago
The pros outweigh the cons i'm told
If it isn't sticky or wet your kids aren't happy and there are 5 rules that kids follow to a t that back us up on that
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
1 year ago
Should be banned from eating chicken
Should be forced to become vegan until they appreciate meat more!
