Forklift certified!

Better then eating your family out, still we prepared some reasons as to why you shouldn't do it in case there was a weird itch this joke was scratching

"The Awkward Family Feast":
"Imagine the awkwardness at the next family gathering after devouring Aunt Mildred's pot roast – talk about uncomfortable!"

"Recipe for Regret":
"Eating loved ones might fill your stomach, but it leaves a bad taste in your conscience. Therapy bills will outweigh any culinary satisfaction."

"Leftovers Loathing":
"Leftover Tío Tony tacos lose their charm when they stare back at you from the fridge. Explaining the familiar flavor to guests? Awkward!"

"Guilt with a Side of Gravy":
"Turning pranks into pot pies only adds guilt to the menu. The gravy can't mask the tears – or the taste."

"The In-Laws' Inquiry":
"Imagine the in-laws' questions when their precious offspring becomes shepherd's pie filling. Dodging inquiries becomes a full-time job."

Anime waifus are an affront to God

Only odd numbers acceptable are multiples of 5

I'd fill my hat have a little conference going

Girls would you do this?

Life is harsh sometimes and this cat has accepted that fact