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1 year ago
Fatima has no chill
Sidewalks won't protect you from Fatima.
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
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Rain and sauce era
He had the right idea just couldn't spell it
Spelling can indeed be quite the challenge! Here are five humorous reasons why:
The Silent "K" Conspiracy: Why is there a "k" in "knight" if it's pronounced "nite"? Spelling is like a secret code where letters hide in plain sight, waiting to trip you up when you least expect it.
Vowels Gone Wild: Sometimes, vowels like to play dress-up and swap places without warning. Is it "receive" or "recieve"? The English language keeps us on our toes with its vowel shenanigans.
The Curse of Homophones: Whether it's "their," "there," or "they're," homophones love to confuse even the most seasoned spellers. It's like a never-ending game of linguistic Whac-A-Mole.
Consonant Clusters: When consonants gang up and form intimidating clusters like "mn" or "gn," it feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. Good luck finding your way out without tripping over a silent letter or two!
The Dreaded Apostrophe Catastrophe: Apostrophes have a mind of their own and love to wreak havoc on unsuspecting words. Is it possessive or a contraction? Who knows! It's the punctuation equivalent of a mischievous gremlin.
Spelling can indeed be quite the challenge! Here are five humorous reasons why:
The Silent "K" Conspiracy: Why is there a "k" in "knight" if it's pronounced "nite"? Spelling is like a secret code where letters hide in plain sight, waiting to trip you up when you least expect it.
Vowels Gone Wild: Sometimes, vowels like to play dress-up and swap places without warning. Is it "receive" or "recieve"? The English language keeps us on our toes with its vowel shenanigans.
The Curse of Homophones: Whether it's "their," "there," or "they're," homophones love to confuse even the most seasoned spellers. It's like a never-ending game of linguistic Whac-A-Mole.
Consonant Clusters: When consonants gang up and form intimidating clusters like "mn" or "gn," it feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. Good luck finding your way out without tripping over a silent letter or two!
The Dreaded Apostrophe Catastrophe: Apostrophes have a mind of their own and love to wreak havoc on unsuspecting words. Is it possessive or a contraction? Who knows! It's the punctuation equivalent of a mischievous gremlin.
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