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Bit of a sad combined with funny this one ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:59:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/633/real-advice-for-parents/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/617/he-actually-loves-superman/
He got played though ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:46:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/617/he-actually-loves-superman/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/570/it-s-a-lifelong-thing/
Respect your parents people! ]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 15:30:06 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/570/it-s-a-lifelong-thing/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/521/gave-him-a-little-scare/
So proud he forgot! ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 17:57:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/521/gave-him-a-little-scare/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/482/knowing-your-kids-well/
They both know she might have started it but the mom is thinking about not incriminating her ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:51:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/482/knowing-your-kids-well/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/442/and-the-service-fees-are-0/
I'd stay there until my late thirties ]]> Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:21:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/442/and-the-service-fees-are-0/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/419/you-d-make-more-kids-too-if-1-in-2-died/
This lady seems to have had quite the good track record ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:46:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/419/you-d-make-more-kids-too-if-1-in-2-died/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/414/the-abandones-quarry-was-fun/
A statistically negligible number of us died ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:29:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/414/the-abandones-quarry-was-fun/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/405/wonder-who-s-the-dad/
It's like you applied a filter to him ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:13:07 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/405/wonder-who-s-the-dad/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/401/congratulations-she-succeeded/
Seems the book was better then expected! ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:09:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/401/congratulations-she-succeeded/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/393/every-time-someone-rich-gives-financial-advice/
But it's because you spend money on coffee and avocado toast though. I'm obviously not rich, shocker right, so I was thinking maybe rich people should shut the fuck up regarding the stuff they say regarding WHY they are rich in the first place! Maybe don't patronize us poorys. here are a few reasons why the rich should shut the fuck up sometimes: "The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living? "The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means. "The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once? "The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins. "The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine? ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:51:04 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/393/every-time-someone-rich-gives-financial-advice/ https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/366/the-two-extremes/
Very young and old as ass parents are the only possibilities. Biology is fighting against the old ones succeeding but the young ones? Maybe we should all have kids in our teens not those glamorous moms on daytime TV. Here are a few reasons why teen pregnancy is in: "The Built-in Babysitter": "Who needs a nanny when you've got a built-in babysitter? With a baby of your own, you'll never have to worry about finding someone to watch the kids—just hand them off to your parents and enjoy your newfound freedom!" "The Ultimate Icebreaker": "Forget awkward small talk—having a baby as a teen is the ultimate conversation starter. Suddenly everyone wants to know your story, and you'll have no shortage of attention at parties (or PTA meetings)." "The Trendsetter Teen": "Move over, TikTok influencers—teen parents are the new trendsetters. With your baby in tow, you'll be the envy of all your friends, who will marvel at your maturity and responsibility (or at least pretend to)." "The High School Hilarity": "Teen parenthood adds a whole new level of excitement to high school life. From diaper changing in the school bathroom to breastfeeding in the cafeteria, every day is an adventure you'll never forget." "The Youthful Energy Boost": "Who needs sleep when you're a teenager? With a baby to care for, you'll have plenty of opportunities to burn off that excess energy—whether it's rocking them to sleep at 3 am or chasing after them when they start crawling." ]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:11:03 UTC https://www.funnybanter.com/albums/366/the-two-extremes/