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Or you know lie by omission Here are some more wholesome lies by omission that you can tell your kids you facebook loving grandmas The "Invisible Veggie" Ruse: Parent: "Of course, there are no vegetables in your mac and cheese. It's pure cheesy goodness!" omitting the fact that there's a secret stash of finely chopped veggies hidden in the sauce The "Magical Money Tree" Mirage: Parent: "Money doesn't grow on trees, but I have a secret trick to get more!" omitting the fact that the "trick" involves going to work and earning a paycheck The "Bedtime Story" Bluff: Parent: "There are definitely no monsters under your bed. You're safe and sound!" omitting the fact that monsters might live in the closet instead The "Supermarket Swap" Scheme: Parent: "I bought exactly what you wanted from the store." omitting the fact that they bought a generic version or a different flavor because it was on sale The "Pet Purchase" Pretense: Parent: "We'll talk about getting a pet soon, I promise." omitting the fact that the "pet" they're referring to is a houseplant or a pet rock