New Albums Tagged with cats

Truth be told when awake they do exercise a lot

Life is harsh sometimes and this cat has accepted that fact

The cat has a job even in this economy

Better learn to respect the Cat, I am not biased

Golum cat

This cat really needed the job though

These crafty little buggers

Kitty going "purrr"

Clarifying that was extremely important. The vet does not want a kitty BJ and here's a few reasons why: The Paws and Perversion: "Because while cats may have a reputation for grooming themselves, that's where we draw the line—nobody wants a 'meow-massage' from their feline friend, especially not in the vet's office!" The Furball Fiasco: "Because getting a tongue bath from your cat is one thing, but letting them go to town on your nether regions is a whole other ballgame—literally. Plus, who wants to explain those scratch marks to their significant other?" The Scratching Post Scandal: "Because cats may have rough tongues, but that's no excuse for them to treat the vet's genitalia like a scratching post. It's a vet's office, not a feline fetish dungeon!" The Hairball Horror: "Because if there's one thing worse than a hairball, it's a hairball in the wrong place—like, say, your vet's crotch. Nobody wants to deal with that mess, not even the most dedicated cat lover." The Kitty Catastrophe: "Because while cats may be curious creatures, there are some things they're better off not exploring—like the vet's private parts. Let's leave the 'pussyfooting' to the professionals, shall we?"

Make sure vampires don't get you. As not a cat myself I can't spin a tall tale about why you should accept this kitty's gift of garlic... what am i saying of course I can that's this site's whole gimmick! Here it is 5 reasons why you SHOULD take the garlic: "The Ultimate Vampire Repellent": Need protection from blood-sucking vampires? Forget about garlic cloves—take the garlic offered by a cat instead. With their impeccable sense of smell and supernatural instincts, they're the ultimate vampire repellent in furry disguise. "Cat-Approved Breath Freshener": Tired of spending a fortune on minty mouthwash? Take the garlic offered by a cat and say goodbye to bad breath forever. With their seal of approval, you'll be breathing easy in no time—just watch out for the lingering aroma of catnip. "Instant Feline Friendship": Want to win over the affections of a finicky feline? Accept the garlic offered by a cat and watch as they become your new best friend. With their generous gift in paw, you'll be bonding over garlic-flavored treats in no time. "A Gourmet Meal Fit for a Cat": Who needs expensive gourmet cat food when you can dine on freshly picked garlic? Accept the culinary offering from your feline friend and savor the flavor of their generous gesture. Just be sure to leave some for the vampires. "The Cat's Secret Weapon": Ever wonder how cats maintain their air of mystery and intrigue? It's all thanks to their secret weapon—garlic. Accept the garlic offered by a cat and unlock the mysteries of the feline universe, one aromatic clove at a time.

Yeah can't lie that would freak anybody out! Here are some light-hearted reasons why seeing the play "Cats" while under the influence might not be the best idea: "Existential Crisis Overload": Prepare for a feline-fueled journey through the depths of your mind, where questions like "Who am I?" and "Why are we here?" are accompanied by catchy tunes and interpretive dance. You might leave the theater with more questions than answers—and a sudden urge to adopt a litter of kittens. "Trippy Tap-Dancing Tabby Tribulations": When every whisker and tail movement feels like a cosmic revelation, watching a troupe of actors dressed as cats prance around the stage might be a bit overwhelming. The combination of psychedelic visuals and toe-tapping tunes might leave you questioning reality—and your taste in musical theater. "Mistaking Audience Members for Actual Cats": It's all fun and games until you try to pet the person sitting next to you because you thought they were a particularly convincing tabby. Awkward encounters with confused theatergoers might ensue, along with a newfound appreciation for the power of imagination. "Revelations About Your Inner Cat": Beware: "Cats" has a way of awakening your inner feline. You might find yourself strutting down the street with newfound grace, purring at strangers, and demanding belly rubs from unsuspecting passersby. Embrace your inner cat, but maybe save it for when you're not in public. "Unsolicited Cat Poetry Slam Sessions": After witnessing the majestic spectacle of "Cats" while under the influence, you might feel inspired to share your own feline-themed poetry with anyone who will listen. Just remember: not everyone appreciates impromptu performances of "Ode to Mr. Whiskers" at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday.

What are they hiding in there? More subtle cat written (POSSIBLY) home improvement ideas! "Home Makeover Magic: Add cozy nooks and sunny spots to your space, creating havens for relaxation and exploration. Who knows, maybe someone with whiskers will appreciate the effort! "Bathroom Bliss: Locate the litter box in a tranquil corner, ensuring peace and privacy for all restroom visitors. It's like creating a zen retreat for a certain someone in your household! "Serenity Spaces: Designate quiet zones for unwinding and contemplation, offering a retreat from the hustle and bustle of daily life. It's all about fostering a sense of tranquility for everyone in the household. "Playtime Paradise: Incorporate fun activities and toys into your daily routine, encouraging laughter and bonding moments. You never know who might appreciate the extra playtime! "Safety First, Fun Second: Remove potential hazards and declutter your space to create a safe environment for everyone. It's like giving your home a makeover, with added peace of mind!"