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This...this is how i feel

More drug dealers need this fellows eloquence. Regardless illegal rugs should maybe come with a warning label. Masturbating is one of my only joys in life asides from said illegal drugs and not doing both at the same time would make me terribly sad. Here are some reasons why drugs and batin' don't mix: "The High-Five Handicap:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to give yourself a high five with numb hands—you know it's supposed to feel good, but your body just isn't cooperating. It's like your brain and your body are on two different wavelengths, and neither one knows the safe word. "The Stoned Solo Struggle:" Masturbating while stoned is like trying to navigate a maze with your eyes closed—you might eventually find your way, but it's going to take a lot of trial and error. It's like your libido is on autopilot, and you're just along for the awkward ride. "The Trippy Tease:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to catch a butterfly with your bare hands—it's elusive, unpredictable, and likely to leave you feeling more frustrated than fulfilled. It's like your desires are doing the electric slide, and you're just trying to keep up with the beat. "The Drugged-Out Dilemma:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with your eyes closed—no matter how hard you twist and turn, you just can't seem to find the right combination. It's like your libido is playing hide and seek, and you're the one left searching in the dark. "The Buzzkill Blues:" Masturbating while on drugs is like trying to dance at a party where everyone else is sober—you might be feeling the rhythm, but your body just won't cooperate. It's like your libido got lost in the haze, and you're left wondering if you'll ever find your way back to pleasureville.