New Albums Tagged with red flags

This one is also a fail and because it is we're giving you 5 reasons why you shouldn't get your crazy stalker ex pregnant: "Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'" "Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show." "Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit." "Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward." "Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"