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They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right? People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real The "Statue Stigma" Story: "They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!" The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth: "They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!" The "Scroll Scandal" Saga: "They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!" The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta: "They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!" The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle: "They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"