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Liking women might be a little gay though

Aang was pretty mad when that happened. So would parents looking for their BI-Son but where might he be? Here's a few possibilities :

"The Bi-disappeared": "You're searching for him everywhere, convinced he's hiding in plain sight with his chameleon-like ability to blend into any rainbow-themed decor. Turns out, he's just enjoying a quiet moment of bi-reflection in his room."

"The Bisexual Beacon": "You've set up a 'Bi-dar' device, hoping it will lead you straight to him with its rainbow-colored arrows. Unfortunately, it keeps malfunctioning and pointing you towards the nearest thrift store selling retro disco outfits instead."

"The Bisexual Hide and Seek Champion": "You've enlisted the help of the entire family in a game of 'Find the Bisexual.' Despite their best efforts, he remains elusive, popping up in unexpected places like the pantry, claiming he's 'bi-hungry' for snacks."

"The Bi-noculars": "You're peering through a pair of rainbow-colored binoculars, convinced they'll help you spot him from miles away. Little do you know, he's right behind you, holding a sign that reads, 'I'm bi-here, you just needed better bi-sight.'"

"The Bi-cycle Ride": "You've commandeered a tandem bicycle, determined to pedal your way to him in record time. As you struggle to navigate the streets, narrowly avoiding collisions with other rainbow-themed vehicles, you can't help but wonder if this is what they mean by 'bi-cycle built for two.'"

Putting women out of a job. We should create more porn jobs not fewer! Porn addiction is good for you ...or so we've been bribed to say by big porn. Here are the reasons our unbiased totally honest research found out:

"The Cardiovascular Workout": Forget about hitting the gym—watching porn can get your heart racing faster than a marathon sprint. Who needs a treadmill when you can burn calories from the comfort of your own bed?

"The Stress-Relief Solution": Feeling stressed? Dive into a world of adult entertainment and let your worries melt away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day. Who needs meditation when you can achieve zen-like relaxation with just a few clicks?

"The Creativity Catalyst": Watching porn can spark your imagination and inspire you to think outside the box (or the bedroom). Who needs brainstorming sessions when you can brainstorm your way to satisfaction?

"The Sleepytime Sedative": Can't seem to catch those elusive Z's? Watching porn might just be the ticket to dreamland. Who needs sleeping pills when you can drift off into a blissful slumber with some late-night entertainment?

"The Social Skills Simulator": Watching porn can teach you valuable life lessons and improve your social skills. Who needs awkward small talk when you can learn the art of seduction from the comfort of your own screen?

Happiness was anywhere she wasn't. Though being more toxic then a nuclear waste repository takes skill ...not desirable skill but skill nonetheless!
Here's 5 signs you might be the toxic partner:

You've Perfected the Art of Emotional Jenga: Every relationship with you is like a high-stakes game of emotional Jenga, with your partner desperately trying to navigate the precarious tower of your feelings without triggering a collapse. Spoiler alert: the tower always comes crashing down, usually right after they make a harmless joke about your cooking.

Your Love Language is Morse Code... in Sarcasm: Instead of expressing affection with hugs and kisses, you communicate in a code known only to the most sarcastic of souls. Your partner spends hours decoding your cryptic messages, only to discover that you were just being "playful" with your insults.

You're the Houdini of Healthy Communication: You've mastered the art of disappearing whenever a serious conversation rears its ugly head. Your partner is left talking to an empty room, wondering if they're dating a magician or just someone with commitment issues.

Your Relationship Milestones Include the Seven Stages of Grief: Instead of celebrating anniversaries and milestones, you mark the passage of time with the seven stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, more denial, and finally, ordering takeout to cope.

You're the Picasso of Petty Acts of Rebellion: Every disagreement with your partner is an opportunity to unleash your inner rebel, staging elaborate acts of defiance that would make even the most seasoned anarchist blush. Who needs healthy conflict resolution when you can paint the town red with passive-aggressive graffiti?

Maybe don't just lay there. She needs to find out eventually. We recommend these methods:

"The Yelp Reviewer: Your partner suggests you start a Yelp page for your bedroom performance, complete with ratings and reviews. Let's just say, you're not getting five stars anytime soon.

"The Smoke Detector: Your bedroom escapades are so lackluster that the smoke detector starts beeping—not from passion, but from sheer boredom. Looks like it's time to spice things up before the fire department shows up.

"The Snooze Button: Your partner falls asleep mid-action, prompting you to check for a hidden snooze button on their forehead. Turns out, your performance was so boring they mistook it for bedtime.

"The GPS Navigator: Your partner suggests investing in a GPS system for the bedroom, claiming they keep getting lost in your attempts at intimacy. Looks like you're more of a lost cause than a lost treasure.

"The Fitness Tracker: Your partner suggests wearing a fitness tracker during sex to see if you can burn enough calories to justify the effort. Spoiler alert: you don't even come close to reaching your daily step goal. Looks like it's back to the drawing board—er, bedroom.

Is it because the chemicals turned them gay? Probably not but for some strange reason bisexuals and frogs just go together.
These are the best reasons as to why we go from our intern while phoning him drunk on a Saturday night at 2 am:

here are five humorous reasons why bisexuals might have a soft spot for frogs:

"Bi-Frog-uals": Frogs are the ultimate symbol of bisexuality—they're neither fully aquatic nor fully terrestrial, just like those who swing both ways. It's like nature's way of saying, "Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds?"

"Hoppy Endings": Who can resist the adorable sight of a frog hopping around, living its best amphibian life? It's like a metaphor for embracing your true self and hopping from lily pad to lily pad in search of love and acceptance.

"Ribbiting Romance": There's something undeniably romantic about the sound of a frog's croak echoing through the night. It's like nature's way of serenading you with the dulcet tones of amphibian love songs. Who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a moonlit serenade from your favorite frog?

"Kiss Me, I'm Bisexual": We've all heard the story of the princess who kissed a frog and turned him into a prince. But what if the princess was actually a bisexual who just couldn't resist the allure of those smooth, slimy lips? It's a fairy tale for the modern age.

"Frog Equality": Frogs don't discriminate—they'll happily hop into the arms of anyone who shows them a little love and affection. It's like they're the ultimate ambassadors for inclusivity and acceptance, spreading love (and tadpoles) wherever they go.