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1 year ago
Comics through the ages
Which is your favorite style? Does it fit with your age? We encapsulated the spirit of this post in text because Dave the Search Engine Optimization guy is on my case about adding user value to pages so we get listed in google. Damn it Dave not my fault my major was history you pompous jerk...uhm anyway here are the jokes:
Boomers:
Why did the boomer cross the road? To get to the rotary phone on the other side, of course! Who needs smartphones when you've got a landline that never needs charging?
Gen Z:
Why did the Gen Z-er bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be "lit" and they wanted to get on the "high" score leaderboard. Who needs party games when you can climb your way to the top?
Millennials:
Why did the millennial ghost refuse to haunt the library? Because they heard it was filled with "boo-ks" and they didn't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Who needs ghost stories when you can have woke spirits?
Gen X:
Why did the Gen X-er refuse to join the neighborhood watch? Because they heard it involved too much "surveillance" and not enough "alternative music festivals." Who needs security when you can have grunge rock?
Boomers:
Why did the boomer cross the road? To get to the rotary phone on the other side, of course! Who needs smartphones when you've got a landline that never needs charging?
Gen Z:
Why did the Gen Z-er bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be "lit" and they wanted to get on the "high" score leaderboard. Who needs party games when you can climb your way to the top?
Millennials:
Why did the millennial ghost refuse to haunt the library? Because they heard it was filled with "boo-ks" and they didn't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Who needs ghost stories when you can have woke spirits?
Gen X:
Why did the Gen X-er refuse to join the neighborhood watch? Because they heard it involved too much "surveillance" and not enough "alternative music festivals." Who needs security when you can have grunge rock?
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Because of the flooding
It's not yet like that because of the flooding...
Why stop there though? There's plenty more real estate cluttered up by pesky natural beauty! Here's some more examples:
"The Great Wall of Condos": Who needs ancient wonders when you can have modern marvels? Tear down the Great Wall of China and build luxury condos instead! With each unit boasting a panoramic view of the neighboring condo complex, you'll never feel alone in your quest for urban exploration.
"The Sahara Desert Development": Why settle for endless sand dunes when you can have endless rows of cookie-cutter houses? Transform the Sahara Desert into a sprawling suburban utopia, complete with strip malls and Starbucks on every corner. Who needs oases when you have air conditioning?
"The Amazon Rainforest Real Estate Revamp": Say goodbye to lush biodiversity and hello to luxury living! Clear-cut the Amazon Rainforest and build high-rise condos in its place. With each unit boasting a balcony view of the deforested landscape, you'll feel like you're living in the heart of nature (minus the pesky wildlife).
"The Matterhorn Mountain Makeover": Why settle for breathtaking alpine vistas when you can have ski-in, ski-out condos instead? Tear down the Matterhorn and replace it with a winter wonderland of luxury accommodations and heated swimming pools. Who needs snow-capped peaks when you have room service?
"The Great Barrier Reef Resort Renovation": Who needs coral reefs and tropical fish when you can have underwater shopping malls and luxury resorts? With the Great Barrier Reef transformed into an aquatic amusement park, every snorkeling excursion would be an opportunity to shop 'til you drop.
Why stop there though? There's plenty more real estate cluttered up by pesky natural beauty! Here's some more examples:
"The Great Wall of Condos": Who needs ancient wonders when you can have modern marvels? Tear down the Great Wall of China and build luxury condos instead! With each unit boasting a panoramic view of the neighboring condo complex, you'll never feel alone in your quest for urban exploration.
"The Sahara Desert Development": Why settle for endless sand dunes when you can have endless rows of cookie-cutter houses? Transform the Sahara Desert into a sprawling suburban utopia, complete with strip malls and Starbucks on every corner. Who needs oases when you have air conditioning?
"The Amazon Rainforest Real Estate Revamp": Say goodbye to lush biodiversity and hello to luxury living! Clear-cut the Amazon Rainforest and build high-rise condos in its place. With each unit boasting a balcony view of the deforested landscape, you'll feel like you're living in the heart of nature (minus the pesky wildlife).
"The Matterhorn Mountain Makeover": Why settle for breathtaking alpine vistas when you can have ski-in, ski-out condos instead? Tear down the Matterhorn and replace it with a winter wonderland of luxury accommodations and heated swimming pools. Who needs snow-capped peaks when you have room service?
"The Great Barrier Reef Resort Renovation": Who needs coral reefs and tropical fish when you can have underwater shopping malls and luxury resorts? With the Great Barrier Reef transformed into an aquatic amusement park, every snorkeling excursion would be an opportunity to shop 'til you drop.
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No one use to be safe
A true visionary, perpetuating the best joke in human history Rick Rolling. Yes it's the best joke ever maybe. Here's a few reasons why:
"The Never Gonna Give You Up Revelation": "Rickrolling introduced an entire generation to the musical stylings of Rick Astley, proving once and for all that '80s pop is the gift that keeps on giving. Who needs Mozart when you've got 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat?"
"The Unstoppable Earworm": "Once you've been rickrolled, there's no going back. That catchy chorus will haunt your dreams, follow you to the grave, and play on an endless loop in your mind until the end of time. Resistance is futile—just embrace the rickroll and let the music take control."
"The Universal Unifier": "Rickrolling brought people together like never before, transcending borders, languages, and cultural divides to create a global phenomenon. Whether you're in Tokyo or Timbuktu, chances are you've fallen victim to the rickroll at least once in your life—and you're better off for it."
"The Rick Astley Renaissance": "Thanks to rickrolling, Rick Astley experienced a resurgence in popularity that no one saw coming. Suddenly, he was back in the spotlight, touring the world, and proving once and for all that he's never gonna give up on his fans—or his fabulous dance moves."
"The Endless Entertainment": "Let's face it—there's nothing funnier than tricking your friends, family, and coworkers into watching a music video they never asked for. The look of betrayal on their faces when they realize they've been rickrolled is priceless—and worth every second of the prankster's delight."
"The Never Gonna Give You Up Revelation": "Rickrolling introduced an entire generation to the musical stylings of Rick Astley, proving once and for all that '80s pop is the gift that keeps on giving. Who needs Mozart when you've got 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat?"
"The Unstoppable Earworm": "Once you've been rickrolled, there's no going back. That catchy chorus will haunt your dreams, follow you to the grave, and play on an endless loop in your mind until the end of time. Resistance is futile—just embrace the rickroll and let the music take control."
"The Universal Unifier": "Rickrolling brought people together like never before, transcending borders, languages, and cultural divides to create a global phenomenon. Whether you're in Tokyo or Timbuktu, chances are you've fallen victim to the rickroll at least once in your life—and you're better off for it."
"The Rick Astley Renaissance": "Thanks to rickrolling, Rick Astley experienced a resurgence in popularity that no one saw coming. Suddenly, he was back in the spotlight, touring the world, and proving once and for all that he's never gonna give up on his fans—or his fabulous dance moves."
"The Endless Entertainment": "Let's face it—there's nothing funnier than tricking your friends, family, and coworkers into watching a music video they never asked for. The look of betrayal on their faces when they realize they've been rickrolled is priceless—and worth every second of the prankster's delight."
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