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Air fryers are good for any type of food
In case you were thinking about eating your family here are some reasons why you probably shouldn't

"Recipe for Disaster":
"Cooking your family might seem like a shortcut to a home-cooked meal, but trust me, it's a recipe for disaster! From awkward family reunions to indigestion, the consequences are just not worth it."

"Foul Flavor, Fowl Play":
"Sure, your family might drive you crazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean they'd make a tasty dish! Cooking them up would likely result in a flavor so foul, even the dog wouldn't touch it."

"Gruesome Gossip at the Dinner Table":
"Eating your family might make for some juicy gossip, but do you really want to be known as the cannibal cousin or the sibling with a taste for trouble? Let's keep the family drama at a simmer, not a boil!"

"Legal Limbo, Extra Crispy Edition":
"Cooking your family isn't just morally questionable – it's also illegal! Last time I checked, cannibalism was frowned upon in most civilized societies. Plus, I hear prison food isn't much better."

"Family Feuds, Now with a Side of Guilt":
"Serving up your loved ones for dinner might seem like the ultimate revenge, but trust me, the guilt trip is not worth it. Plus, imagine the awkwardness at future family gatherings – 'Remember that time you tried to eat Aunt Mildred?'"

Or the Home Owners Association will fine you 500$ and you'll still have to trim them yourselves. If Karen the president is feeling especially malicious there are some medieval punishments from the HOA charter from 1500 she could enforce:

"The Leafy Lasso": The HOA enforces a new policy where they tie oversized branches to your ankles, effectively turning you into a human tree. You'll be forced to prance around your yard like a leafy cowboy until you learn your lesson and trim those branches.

"The Tree Tickle Torture": In a cruel twist of fate, the HOA recruits a team of mischievous squirrels armed with tickle feathers. These furry fiends are set loose in your yard, tasked with tickling you mercilessly until you agree to trim your trees. It's a punishment that's equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

"The Branch Bash Bonanza": Your neighbors organize a festive event where they gather to pummel you with inflatable tree branches until you're covered in bruises and regret. It's like a twisted version of piñata, except instead of candy, you're showered with splinters and shame.

"The Arboreal Avenger": The HOA unveils their latest creation—a robotic tree trimmer named "Arboreal Avenger." This lumbering behemoth roams the neighborhood, seeking out untrimmed trees and exacting its revenge with ruthless efficiency. Resistance is futile—just ask the neighbor who tried to hide behind their bushes.

"The Foliage Fashion Fiasco": As punishment for your leafy transgressions, the HOA decrees that you must wear a suit made entirely of tree branches and leaves for a month. It's like living out your worst nightmare as a walking shrubbery, complete with squirrels mistaking you for their new home.

I'm not a biologist so some of these might be true. Have some more Fox Facts we paid a disgraced biology professor on LSD to write for us :

"The Fox's Floral Fancies:" Foxes have a peculiar affinity for flowers, often seen frolicking in fields of daisies and tulips. Legend has it that they possess a secret language of flowers, using different blooms to convey messages to their woodland friends.

"The Fox's Fluffy Feathered Friends:" Foxes have a knack for befriending birds, forming unlikely alliances with feathered creatures of all shapes and sizes. It's said that they host bird tea parties in the forest, serving up treats and gossip with their avian companions.

"The Fox's Musical Mastery:" Foxes are natural musicians, often serenading the forest with their melodious tunes. Legend has it that they play enchanted instruments crafted from twigs and leaves, mesmerizing listeners with their haunting melodies under the light of the moon.

"The Fox's Fine Arts Expertise:" Foxes are connoisseurs of the arts, often spotted admiring paintings and sculptures in the forest. It's said that they host impromptu art exhibitions, showcasing their own masterpieces and critiquing the works of other woodland creatures with an expert eye.

"The Fox's Fiery Festivals:" Foxes are known for their love of fireworks, hosting spectacular firework displays in the forest to celebrate special occasions. Legend has it that they choreograph intricate pyrotechnic performances, lighting up the night sky with bursts of color and light.

Brain funny think food hot/cold. But here I am making fun of a genius especially since blowing on your ice cream means you're a visionary and here's a few reasons why:

The Arctic Aria: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to serenade the frozen dessert with a chilling rendition of 'Let It Go,' proving that even Elsa would envy your frosty finesse."

The Cool Cat Conundrum: "Because blowing on ice cream makes you feel like a cat trying to cool down a hot meal—except instead of a cat, it's you, and instead of a hot meal, it's a cold treat. Who said humans can't learn from felines?"

The Frosty Fanfare: "Because blowing on ice cream is the dessert version of a victory lap, celebrating your triumph over the elements as you tame the unruly beast that is a melting cone. Cue the applause and confetti!"

The Glacial Giggle: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to showcase your comedic prowess, turning a simple act into a sidesplitting spectacle that leaves everyone in stitches. Who knew dessert could be so funny?"

The Gelato Guffaw: "Because blowing on ice cream is like telling a joke to a frozen audience—the punchline might be cold, but the laughter is warm and contagious. Who needs stand-up comedy when you've got frozen treats?"

This child's eloquence is second only to the foods quality and taste

Please make fun of them