Register for a no ad experience.
2 years ago
Never meet your heroes
Specially if they want to clobber you
Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:
The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"
The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"
The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"
The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"
The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"
Here are five humorous reasons why you wouldn't want to experience police brutality:
The "Donut Detox" Disaster:
"Getting roughed up by the cops means missing out on the perfect excuse for indulging in a guilt-free donut binge. No handcuffs, no calories, no fun!"
The "Cufflink Conundrum" Calamity:
"Who wants to show off stylish bracelets made of steel? It's a fashion faux pas even the runway can't redeem!"
The "License to Limbo" Lament:
"If you experience police brutality, say goodbye to any hopes of winning the annual limbo championship – those handcuffs are a serious obstacle!"
The "Mugshot Makeover" Mayhem:
"Getting your picture taken for a mugshot might sound fun, but let's face it – orange isn't exactly your color, and those fluorescent lights are not kind to anyone's complexion!"
The "Cop Car Confusion" Catastrophe:
"Forget about Uber ratings – getting a ride in the back of a police cruiser will seriously tank your social status. #RideShareRegrets"
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
What a cute black hole
Produces poop not radiation though they have many similarities asides from the color black. Here's a fewof them:
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
"The Hide-and-Seek Hilarity": "Because just like a black hole, a black dog has a knack for disappearing into the shadows when you least expect it. One moment they're right beside you, and the next, they've vanished into the void—leaving you wondering if they've been sucked into another dimension."
"The Vacuum of Voraciousness": "Because much like a black hole's insatiable appetite for matter, a black dog seems to have a bottomless pit for treats and belly rubs. No matter how much you feed them or how many toys you throw their way, they always seem to want more—just like the gravitational pull of a black hole."
"The Cosmic Canine Connection": "Because both black holes and black dogs have a mysterious allure that draws you in, leaving you mesmerized by their dark depths. Whether it's the infinite expanse of space or the soulful eyes of a furry friend, there's something about the color black that sparks curiosity and wonder."
"The Darkness Dilemma": "Because much like the event horizon of a black hole, a black dog's fur seems to absorb all the light around them—making them appear as if they're floating in a sea of darkness. It's like having your very own cosmic companion right here on Earth."
"The Singularity of Silliness": "Because while black holes may be the most mysterious objects in the universe, black dogs are the goofiest creatures on the planet. Whether they're chasing their tail, barking at their own reflection, or simply lounging in a sunbeam, they remind us that even the darkest corners of the cosmos can be filled with light-hearted laughter."
1 year ago
2 years ago
Who's your favorite communist!
Maybe not the best dating conversation starter.
We came up with some flirty ramen infused communism pickup lines:
"Hey there, are you a bowl of ramen? Because you've got me feeling all hot and soupy... just like the proletariat uprising in Soviet Russia. #CommunistCrush"
"Do you believe in the power of collective ownership? Because I'm willing to share my ramen with you, comrade. Let's overthrow hunger together, one noodle at a time! #RamenRevolution"
"They say love is like a bowl of ramen—warm, comforting, and best enjoyed with someone special. Care to join me in this deliciously socialist endeavor? #CommieCrush"
"I'm no Karl Marx, but I believe in redistributing the wealth... of flavor! Let's share a bowl of ramen and spread the joy of noodles to all corners of the world. Together, we'll create a utopia of umami! #NoodleNation"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, let's share a bowl of ramen and seize the means of production too! #FlirtyCommunist"
We came up with some flirty ramen infused communism pickup lines:
"Hey there, are you a bowl of ramen? Because you've got me feeling all hot and soupy... just like the proletariat uprising in Soviet Russia. #CommunistCrush"
"Do you believe in the power of collective ownership? Because I'm willing to share my ramen with you, comrade. Let's overthrow hunger together, one noodle at a time! #RamenRevolution"
"They say love is like a bowl of ramen—warm, comforting, and best enjoyed with someone special. Care to join me in this deliciously socialist endeavor? #CommieCrush"
"I'm no Karl Marx, but I believe in redistributing the wealth... of flavor! Let's share a bowl of ramen and spread the joy of noodles to all corners of the world. Together, we'll create a utopia of umami! #NoodleNation"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, let's share a bowl of ramen and seize the means of production too! #FlirtyCommunist"
