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2 years ago
The creepy yet wholesome bat guy
Be the kind creepy guy for someone in your life!
If she wanted him to stop being a sort of bat-friend-man she could have used one of these but since she didn't we assume the bat-posting was consensual
**"Hey, can you please stop bat-tering me with all these bat memes? My inbox is starting to feel like a bat cave, and I'm not Batman, I swear."
**"Listen, I appreciate your enthusiasm for bats, but I think I've reached my bat quota for the year. Let's give the bats a break and focus on something less... batty."
**"I'm starting to feel like I'm in a bat-themed horror movie, and I'm the unsuspecting victim. Can we switch to a less spooky topic before I start seeing bats in my dreams?"
**"I've come to the realization that I'm more of a cat person than a bat person. So, if you could please stop sending me bat-related content, that would be purr-fect."
**"I'm all for spreading our wings and exploring new interests, but I think it's time to put the bats to bed for now. Let's move on to something that doesn't involve flying rodents, shall we?"
If she wanted him to stop being a sort of bat-friend-man she could have used one of these but since she didn't we assume the bat-posting was consensual
**"Hey, can you please stop bat-tering me with all these bat memes? My inbox is starting to feel like a bat cave, and I'm not Batman, I swear."
**"Listen, I appreciate your enthusiasm for bats, but I think I've reached my bat quota for the year. Let's give the bats a break and focus on something less... batty."
**"I'm starting to feel like I'm in a bat-themed horror movie, and I'm the unsuspecting victim. Can we switch to a less spooky topic before I start seeing bats in my dreams?"
**"I've come to the realization that I'm more of a cat person than a bat person. So, if you could please stop sending me bat-related content, that would be purr-fect."
**"I'm all for spreading our wings and exploring new interests, but I think it's time to put the bats to bed for now. Let's move on to something that doesn't involve flying rodents, shall we?"
1 year ago
Should be banned from eating chicken
Should be forced to become vegan until they appreciate meat more!
1 year ago
2 years ago
The pros outweigh the cons i'm told
If it isn't sticky or wet your kids aren't happy and there are 5 rules that kids follow to a t that back us up on that
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
1 year ago
2 years ago
Bring the filter with you
Showing up like the temu version of yourself. We're all for body positivity here mainly because we're all ugly as sin but that's besides the point , a lot of filters is false advertising and dating these days is mostly advertising. Here are a few reasons why not to use a lot of filters on dating apps:
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
1 year ago
