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1 year ago
Looking for a scrap
No just regular old scrap, but outside of a school scrap! Free metal is better then fighting and here's a few reasons why:
The Rusty Rumble: "Because while fights may leave you bruised and battered, scrap metal leaves you with tetanus—talk about a metal makeover!"
The Tin Tussle: "Because why throw punches when you can throw scrap metal? It's like dodgeball, but with more danger and less gym class trauma."
The Junkyard Joust: "Because in the battle of man versus metal, the real winner is whoever can lift the heaviest car door. It's like the Olympics, but with more oil stains."
The Aluminum Ambush: "Because nothing says 'I'm tough' like wielding a broken bicycle frame as a weapon. It's recycling with a side of retribution."
The Scrapyard Showdown: "Because while fights may end with bruised egos, scrap metal fights end with everyone questioning their life choices—plus, you get to keep the coolest piece of wreckage as a trophy."
The Rusty Rumble: "Because while fights may leave you bruised and battered, scrap metal leaves you with tetanus—talk about a metal makeover!"
The Tin Tussle: "Because why throw punches when you can throw scrap metal? It's like dodgeball, but with more danger and less gym class trauma."
The Junkyard Joust: "Because in the battle of man versus metal, the real winner is whoever can lift the heaviest car door. It's like the Olympics, but with more oil stains."
The Aluminum Ambush: "Because nothing says 'I'm tough' like wielding a broken bicycle frame as a weapon. It's recycling with a side of retribution."
The Scrapyard Showdown: "Because while fights may end with bruised egos, scrap metal fights end with everyone questioning their life choices—plus, you get to keep the coolest piece of wreckage as a trophy."
1 year ago
1 year ago
Don't risk it guys
I'd also share it on all my socials your friends will think you're smart funny and quirky
Lucky badger guys just read the proof below i swear writing these is like an endless fever dream
The "Underground Abode" Advantage:
"With $115, that badger can afford the ultimate burrow upgrade – complete with a built-in jacuzzi!"
The "Unexpected Investor" Wonder:
"This badger must have stumbled upon a squirrel's hidden stock portfolio. Lucky break for a woodland critter!"
The "Born Lucky" Charm:
"With a badger's luck and $115, who needs four-leaf clovers?"
The "Frugal Forager" Fortune:
"That badger's $115 could buy a year's supply of discount berries and budget-friendly bugs!"
The "Pirate's Paw" Prize:
"Rumor has it, buried beneath the badger's favorite tree lies a trove of lost pirate treasure. Lucky find indeed!"
Lucky badger guys just read the proof below i swear writing these is like an endless fever dream
The "Underground Abode" Advantage:
"With $115, that badger can afford the ultimate burrow upgrade – complete with a built-in jacuzzi!"
The "Unexpected Investor" Wonder:
"This badger must have stumbled upon a squirrel's hidden stock portfolio. Lucky break for a woodland critter!"
The "Born Lucky" Charm:
"With a badger's luck and $115, who needs four-leaf clovers?"
The "Frugal Forager" Fortune:
"That badger's $115 could buy a year's supply of discount berries and budget-friendly bugs!"
The "Pirate's Paw" Prize:
"Rumor has it, buried beneath the badger's favorite tree lies a trove of lost pirate treasure. Lucky find indeed!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
Named one of his dogs Desmond
Those are People's NAMES my guy!
Here are five humorous reasons why you should give your dog a human name:
"Avoiding Awkward Introductions": Forget the confusion of shouting "Spot!" at the dog park and having five different pooches come running. With a human name like "Steve" or "Barbara," you'll never have to worry about mistaking someone else's furry friend for your own—or accidentally calling your neighbor by your dog's name.
"Elevating Their Social Status": Who says dogs can't be part of the upper crust? Give your furry friend a sophisticated moniker like "Geoffrey" or "Margaret," and suddenly they're hobnobbing with the best of them at canine cocktail parties and pooch pampering spas.
"Preventing Identity Crisis": Let's face it—being called "Fido" or "Rover" doesn't exactly scream individuality. Give your dog a human name, and suddenly they're not just another face in the doggy crowd—they're a unique and irreplaceable member of the family, complete with their own quirks and personality traits.
"Confusing the Vet": Nothing keeps your veterinarian on their toes like trying to decipher the medical records of a patient named "Gary" or "Jessica." With a human name, your dog becomes the ultimate mystery to unravel—a furry enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a fur coat.
"Expanding Their Career Opportunities": Who says dogs can't have a nine-to-five job? With a human name like "Kevin" or "Samantha," your pooch could be the next canine CEO, leading boardroom meetings and barking out orders like a pro. Just don't forget to pack their briefcase and power tie!
Here are five humorous reasons why you should give your dog a human name:
"Avoiding Awkward Introductions": Forget the confusion of shouting "Spot!" at the dog park and having five different pooches come running. With a human name like "Steve" or "Barbara," you'll never have to worry about mistaking someone else's furry friend for your own—or accidentally calling your neighbor by your dog's name.
"Elevating Their Social Status": Who says dogs can't be part of the upper crust? Give your furry friend a sophisticated moniker like "Geoffrey" or "Margaret," and suddenly they're hobnobbing with the best of them at canine cocktail parties and pooch pampering spas.
"Preventing Identity Crisis": Let's face it—being called "Fido" or "Rover" doesn't exactly scream individuality. Give your dog a human name, and suddenly they're not just another face in the doggy crowd—they're a unique and irreplaceable member of the family, complete with their own quirks and personality traits.
"Confusing the Vet": Nothing keeps your veterinarian on their toes like trying to decipher the medical records of a patient named "Gary" or "Jessica." With a human name, your dog becomes the ultimate mystery to unravel—a furry enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a fur coat.
"Expanding Their Career Opportunities": Who says dogs can't have a nine-to-five job? With a human name like "Kevin" or "Samantha," your pooch could be the next canine CEO, leading boardroom meetings and barking out orders like a pro. Just don't forget to pack their briefcase and power tie!
1 year ago
1 year ago
A tattoo she will never regret
Tattoos should represent something you truly love
Here are five hilariously dumb tattoo ideas:
The "Spelling Bee Champion": Get a tattoo of a dictionary on your back with the word "dictionary" misspelled. It's a surefire way to keep your friends entertained and your English teacher cringing.
The "Regrettable Emoji": Get a tattoo of your favorite emoji on your forearm, but make sure it's the one with the crossed-out face. It's a constant reminder of the questionable decisions you've made in life.
The "Meme Masterpiece": Get a tattoo of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme on your calf, but replace the people with images of your own face. It's a meta tribute to internet culture that's guaranteed to age like fine wine – or milk left out in the sun.
The "Questionable Quote": Get a tattoo of a motivational quote on your ribcage, but have it written in Comic Sans font. Because nothing says "serious life advice" like the font of choice for elementary school birthday party invitations.
The "Food Fiasco": Get a tattoo of a slice of pizza on your thigh, but have it look so realistic that people try to grab a bite. It's a deliciously dumb idea that's bound to leave you hungry for more – both pizza and questionable life choices.
Here are five hilariously dumb tattoo ideas:
The "Spelling Bee Champion": Get a tattoo of a dictionary on your back with the word "dictionary" misspelled. It's a surefire way to keep your friends entertained and your English teacher cringing.
The "Regrettable Emoji": Get a tattoo of your favorite emoji on your forearm, but make sure it's the one with the crossed-out face. It's a constant reminder of the questionable decisions you've made in life.
The "Meme Masterpiece": Get a tattoo of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme on your calf, but replace the people with images of your own face. It's a meta tribute to internet culture that's guaranteed to age like fine wine – or milk left out in the sun.
The "Questionable Quote": Get a tattoo of a motivational quote on your ribcage, but have it written in Comic Sans font. Because nothing says "serious life advice" like the font of choice for elementary school birthday party invitations.
The "Food Fiasco": Get a tattoo of a slice of pizza on your thigh, but have it look so realistic that people try to grab a bite. It's a deliciously dumb idea that's bound to leave you hungry for more – both pizza and questionable life choices.
