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Now you're thinking with portals
While being homeless ...that's the not fun part.
But a family that starves together stays together...until they starve of course.
Here are some fun ways familial starvation brings you together:
"The Hunger Games: Family Edition": Not affording food brings the family together in a competitive spirit, turning mealtime into a thrilling scavenger hunt for snacks hidden in the pantry. Who needs board games when you can have the real Hunger Games?
"The Culinary Creativity Club": Not affording food sparks the family's creativity in the kitchen, turning leftovers into gourmet masterpieces and transforming canned goods into culinary delights. Who needs a Michelin-starred restaurant when you have a budget-friendly family kitchen?
"The Financial Fiasco Fellowship": Not affording food fosters a sense of camaraderie as the family bands together to brainstorm creative ways to stretch their grocery budget, from coupon clipping marathons to strategic meal planning sessions. Who needs financial advisors when you have a thrifty family team?
"The Potluck Party": Not affording food turns mealtime into a potluck extravaganza, where each family member brings their own culinary creation to the table, resulting in a smorgasbord of mismatched dishes and unexpected flavor combinations. Who needs a menu when you have a potluck lineup?
"The Hunger Bonding Ritual": Not affording food transforms mealtime into a bonding ritual, where the family gathers around the empty dinner table to share stories, jokes, and dreams of future feasts. Who needs a fancy banquet hall when you have a heartfelt family dinner conversation?
But a family that starves together stays together...until they starve of course.
Here are some fun ways familial starvation brings you together:
"The Hunger Games: Family Edition": Not affording food brings the family together in a competitive spirit, turning mealtime into a thrilling scavenger hunt for snacks hidden in the pantry. Who needs board games when you can have the real Hunger Games?
"The Culinary Creativity Club": Not affording food sparks the family's creativity in the kitchen, turning leftovers into gourmet masterpieces and transforming canned goods into culinary delights. Who needs a Michelin-starred restaurant when you have a budget-friendly family kitchen?
"The Financial Fiasco Fellowship": Not affording food fosters a sense of camaraderie as the family bands together to brainstorm creative ways to stretch their grocery budget, from coupon clipping marathons to strategic meal planning sessions. Who needs financial advisors when you have a thrifty family team?
"The Potluck Party": Not affording food turns mealtime into a potluck extravaganza, where each family member brings their own culinary creation to the table, resulting in a smorgasbord of mismatched dishes and unexpected flavor combinations. Who needs a menu when you have a potluck lineup?
"The Hunger Bonding Ritual": Not affording food transforms mealtime into a bonding ritual, where the family gathers around the empty dinner table to share stories, jokes, and dreams of future feasts. Who needs a fancy banquet hall when you have a heartfelt family dinner conversation?
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Unwholesome reality
But the little pocket computer does have memes in it. People are yearning for manual labor AI is just a better artist.
Here are some reasons we should let art to the machines and get our manual labor on:
"Because AI can't complain about the working conditions in the mines, but it sure can make some killer abstract paintings of them! Who needs safety regulations when you can have avant-garde art?"
"AI in the art studio means we'll finally get the masterpiece we've been waiting for: 'Mona Lisa 2: Electric Boogaloo.' Meanwhile, humans can enjoy the thrill of tunneling through solid rock with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream!"
"Why risk human lives in dangerous mines when AI can craft stunning sculptures out of silicon? Who needs coal when you can have computational creativity?"
"With AI handling the art scene, we'll have an endless supply of digital doodles to decorate our underground bunkers. Who needs sunlight when you can have pixelated paintings?"
"AI can churn out landscapes faster than you can say 'pickaxe,' while humans can embrace the rustic charm of coal dust and cave-ins. Who needs fresh air when you can have the aroma of industrial revolution?"
Here are some reasons we should let art to the machines and get our manual labor on:
"Because AI can't complain about the working conditions in the mines, but it sure can make some killer abstract paintings of them! Who needs safety regulations when you can have avant-garde art?"
"AI in the art studio means we'll finally get the masterpiece we've been waiting for: 'Mona Lisa 2: Electric Boogaloo.' Meanwhile, humans can enjoy the thrill of tunneling through solid rock with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream!"
"Why risk human lives in dangerous mines when AI can craft stunning sculptures out of silicon? Who needs coal when you can have computational creativity?"
"With AI handling the art scene, we'll have an endless supply of digital doodles to decorate our underground bunkers. Who needs sunlight when you can have pixelated paintings?"
"AI can churn out landscapes faster than you can say 'pickaxe,' while humans can embrace the rustic charm of coal dust and cave-ins. Who needs fresh air when you can have the aroma of industrial revolution?"
