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10 months ago
How ugly is this person?
Regardless this is beyond hurtful though funny
12 months ago
Economic Facts Nudes versus NFTs
Large supply affects demand and price. Paying for nudes? Even Bored Apes can hold a LITTLE value!
Here's why paying for nudes is worse then buying NFT's and ultimately a bad financial decision:
"You're Investing in Non-Fungible Teases": Congratulations, you've just entered the world of non-fungible teases—digital assets that are as fleeting as they are questionable. Sure, you own the rights to that tantalizing image, but good luck convincing anyone it's worth more than a pixelated peek.
"You're Contributing to the NFT Craze... Just Not in the Art World": While everyone else is busy trading digital artwork for exorbitant sums, you're pioneering the next frontier of NFTs: Notoriously Fickle Tantalizations. Who needs a virtual Mona Lisa when you can have a virtual... well, you get the idea.
"You're Turning Your Wallet into a Digital Art Museum... of Sorts": Forget about buying actual art for your walls—your wallet is now a digital art museum showcasing a collection of pixelated masterpieces. Just don't expect any museum grants or tax breaks for your... ahem, contributions.
"You're Embracing the Digital Renaissance... with Open Wallets": Move over, Michelangelo—there's a new Renaissance in town, and it's digital. By investing in digital nudes, you're not just supporting artists; you're single-handedly funding a revolution in the art world. Or at least, that's what you tell yourself.
"You're Riding the NFT Wave... Straight into Pixelated Obscurity": While others ride the wave of NFT mania to financial glory, you're surfing a different kind of wave—one that leads straight into the murky waters of pixelated obscurity. But hey, at least you're making a splash in the digital world... right?
Here's why paying for nudes is worse then buying NFT's and ultimately a bad financial decision:
"You're Investing in Non-Fungible Teases": Congratulations, you've just entered the world of non-fungible teases—digital assets that are as fleeting as they are questionable. Sure, you own the rights to that tantalizing image, but good luck convincing anyone it's worth more than a pixelated peek.
"You're Contributing to the NFT Craze... Just Not in the Art World": While everyone else is busy trading digital artwork for exorbitant sums, you're pioneering the next frontier of NFTs: Notoriously Fickle Tantalizations. Who needs a virtual Mona Lisa when you can have a virtual... well, you get the idea.
"You're Turning Your Wallet into a Digital Art Museum... of Sorts": Forget about buying actual art for your walls—your wallet is now a digital art museum showcasing a collection of pixelated masterpieces. Just don't expect any museum grants or tax breaks for your... ahem, contributions.
"You're Embracing the Digital Renaissance... with Open Wallets": Move over, Michelangelo—there's a new Renaissance in town, and it's digital. By investing in digital nudes, you're not just supporting artists; you're single-handedly funding a revolution in the art world. Or at least, that's what you tell yourself.
"You're Riding the NFT Wave... Straight into Pixelated Obscurity": While others ride the wave of NFT mania to financial glory, you're surfing a different kind of wave—one that leads straight into the murky waters of pixelated obscurity. But hey, at least you're making a splash in the digital world... right?
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12 months ago
Expensive alergies to have
It's from all the "we have food at home" memes
Totally take our reasons into account too
The "Budget Bonanza" Benefit:
"Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have a five-star meal from the dollar menu? It's like fine dining on a ramen noodle budget!"
The "Priceless Pleasure" Principle:
"Cheaper food comes with the added bonus of guilt-free indulgence – because saving money is the most delicious flavor of all!"
The "Thrifty Taste Test" Triumph:
"Why splurge on expensive delicacies when you can embark on a culinary adventure through the bargain bin? It's like a taste test challenge without the hefty price tag!"
The "Frugal Feast" Fantasy:
"With cheaper food, you can afford to throw an epic feast for all your friends – just don't tell them you bought the entire spread for less than the price of a latte!"
The "Savings Spice" Secret:
"Cheaper food is like a secret ingredient that adds an extra dash of flavor to every meal – the taste of victory, with a side of savings!"
Totally take our reasons into account too
The "Budget Bonanza" Benefit:
"Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have a five-star meal from the dollar menu? It's like fine dining on a ramen noodle budget!"
The "Priceless Pleasure" Principle:
"Cheaper food comes with the added bonus of guilt-free indulgence – because saving money is the most delicious flavor of all!"
The "Thrifty Taste Test" Triumph:
"Why splurge on expensive delicacies when you can embark on a culinary adventure through the bargain bin? It's like a taste test challenge without the hefty price tag!"
The "Frugal Feast" Fantasy:
"With cheaper food, you can afford to throw an epic feast for all your friends – just don't tell them you bought the entire spread for less than the price of a latte!"
The "Savings Spice" Secret:
"Cheaper food is like a secret ingredient that adds an extra dash of flavor to every meal – the taste of victory, with a side of savings!"
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12 months ago
Would be such a sick burn
Also would give people something to think about.
Here are five humorous reasons a retail worker's social battery might always be running on empty:
"The Customer Comedian": Every shift feels like a stand-up comedy routine with a never-ending stream of quirky customers and their wild requests. By the time they clock out, they've used up all their social energy crafting witty responses and suppressing laughter at the absurdity of it all.
"The Name Tag Curse": Wearing a name tag seems to invite strangers to share their life stories, complaints, and unsolicited advice. After a day of being addressed by name by complete strangers, they're drained from pretending to care about the weather in Idaho or Aunt Mildred's bunions.
"The Sale Smile Strain": Keeping up a cheerful demeanor while dealing with difficult customers can feel like holding a smile through a hurricane. By the end of their shift, their facial muscles ache, and their smile feels as strained as a pair of too-tight shoes.
"The Price Check Paradox": No matter how clearly prices are marked, customers will always ask for a price check, leading to a never-ending cycle of scanning, searching, and sighing. After a day of repeating "Let me check for you," they're ready to retreat into blissful silence.
"The 'Can I Speak to Your Manager?' Marathon": Dealing with entitled customers who demand to speak to the manager over the slightest inconvenience is like running a never-ending marathon of absurdity. After a day of navigating Karen encounters, their social battery is drained faster than a phone playing Candy Crush.
Here are five humorous reasons a retail worker's social battery might always be running on empty:
"The Customer Comedian": Every shift feels like a stand-up comedy routine with a never-ending stream of quirky customers and their wild requests. By the time they clock out, they've used up all their social energy crafting witty responses and suppressing laughter at the absurdity of it all.
"The Name Tag Curse": Wearing a name tag seems to invite strangers to share their life stories, complaints, and unsolicited advice. After a day of being addressed by name by complete strangers, they're drained from pretending to care about the weather in Idaho or Aunt Mildred's bunions.
"The Sale Smile Strain": Keeping up a cheerful demeanor while dealing with difficult customers can feel like holding a smile through a hurricane. By the end of their shift, their facial muscles ache, and their smile feels as strained as a pair of too-tight shoes.
"The Price Check Paradox": No matter how clearly prices are marked, customers will always ask for a price check, leading to a never-ending cycle of scanning, searching, and sighing. After a day of repeating "Let me check for you," they're ready to retreat into blissful silence.
"The 'Can I Speak to Your Manager?' Marathon": Dealing with entitled customers who demand to speak to the manager over the slightest inconvenience is like running a never-ending marathon of absurdity. After a day of navigating Karen encounters, their social battery is drained faster than a phone playing Candy Crush.
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