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Who gets to see your posts
Coming soon : just think about it and the CIA will know. Three letter acronym agencies love invading your privacy but have you ever questioned why? Maybe they're overpaid or simply lonely? Maybe they love the drama and treat your life like a reality show. Here are some reasons why these sometimes discrete agencies completely forgo the concept of privacy when it comes to normal citizens :
"The Private Parts Portfolio:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like adding a new wing to the CIA and NSA's top-secret art gallery. From avant-garde selfies to abstract dick pic masterpieces, every submission is a potential addition to their classified collection—or at least a source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Surveillance Selfie Spectacular:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like starring in your own reality TV show, with the CIA and NSA tuning in for the latest episode of "Life Unfiltered." Whether it's relationship drama or wardrobe malfunctions, every submission is a riveting saga of intrigue and embarrassment.
"The Covert Confessional:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a top-secret confessional booth, with the CIA and NSA listening in for your deepest, darkest secrets. From late-night musings to intimate revelations, every submission is a potential treasure trove of classified information—or at least a good source of entertainment for bored intelligence agents.
"The Digital Disguise Dilemma:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a game of high-stakes hide-and-seek, with the CIA and NSA searching for clues to your true identity. From cryptic captions to carefully curated filters, every submission is a potential disguise—or a revealing glimpse into your secret life as a double agent.
"The Classified Content Carousel:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like riding a top-secret carousel of classified information. From black ops to covert operations, every submission is a potential revelation—or at least a good source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Private Parts Portfolio:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like adding a new wing to the CIA and NSA's top-secret art gallery. From avant-garde selfies to abstract dick pic masterpieces, every submission is a potential addition to their classified collection—or at least a source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Surveillance Selfie Spectacular:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like starring in your own reality TV show, with the CIA and NSA tuning in for the latest episode of "Life Unfiltered." Whether it's relationship drama or wardrobe malfunctions, every submission is a riveting saga of intrigue and embarrassment.
"The Covert Confessional:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a top-secret confessional booth, with the CIA and NSA listening in for your deepest, darkest secrets. From late-night musings to intimate revelations, every submission is a potential treasure trove of classified information—or at least a good source of entertainment for bored intelligence agents.
"The Digital Disguise Dilemma:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a game of high-stakes hide-and-seek, with the CIA and NSA searching for clues to your true identity. From cryptic captions to carefully curated filters, every submission is a potential disguise—or a revealing glimpse into your secret life as a double agent.
"The Classified Content Carousel:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like riding a top-secret carousel of classified information. From black ops to covert operations, every submission is a potential revelation—or at least a good source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
2 years ago
Bears are smart
Tourists on the other hand...
Reasons why bears might be smarter then tourists
The "Snack Sense": Bears have mastered the art of finding food in the wilderness, while tourists often struggle to open a bag of chips without spilling them everywhere. It's like comparing a Michelin-star chef to a college student microwaving instant noodles!
The "Trailblazer Trickery": Bears know how to navigate the wilderness with ease, while tourists rely on GPS devices that lead them into lakes or dead ends. It's like comparing a seasoned explorer to someone following Google Maps blindfolded!
The "Picnic Peril": Bears understand that picnics are prime snacking opportunities, while tourists foolishly leave their sandwiches unguarded, only to be surprised when a bear crashes the party. It's like inviting a burglar to a buffet and expecting them not to steal anything!
The "Tent Takedown": Bears have the cunning to unzip tents and steal food without waking up campers, while tourists struggle to set up their tents correctly, ending up sleeping under the stars – or worse, under the rain!
The "Bear-y Brave": Bears face danger with courage and confidence, while tourists scream and run at the sight of a harmless squirrel. It's like comparing a fearless superhero to someone scared of their own shadow!
Reasons why bears might be smarter then tourists
The "Snack Sense": Bears have mastered the art of finding food in the wilderness, while tourists often struggle to open a bag of chips without spilling them everywhere. It's like comparing a Michelin-star chef to a college student microwaving instant noodles!
The "Trailblazer Trickery": Bears know how to navigate the wilderness with ease, while tourists rely on GPS devices that lead them into lakes or dead ends. It's like comparing a seasoned explorer to someone following Google Maps blindfolded!
The "Picnic Peril": Bears understand that picnics are prime snacking opportunities, while tourists foolishly leave their sandwiches unguarded, only to be surprised when a bear crashes the party. It's like inviting a burglar to a buffet and expecting them not to steal anything!
The "Tent Takedown": Bears have the cunning to unzip tents and steal food without waking up campers, while tourists struggle to set up their tents correctly, ending up sleeping under the stars – or worse, under the rain!
The "Bear-y Brave": Bears face danger with courage and confidence, while tourists scream and run at the sight of a harmless squirrel. It's like comparing a fearless superhero to someone scared of their own shadow!
2 years ago
Please don't
Regardless of location , please don't
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
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