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1 year ago
Guess who got a girlfriend?
Not me :(
2 years ago
Revenge for overdraft charges
Only a sicko could punish you for being broke.
I dislike bank business practices as most people who are broke. Here's some reasons why banks suck.
They make money disappear faster than a magician: You deposit your paycheck and suddenly, poof! It's gone, thanks to fees, charges, and mysterious deductions.
They have ATMs that seem to be in a witness protection program: You're in the middle of nowhere, desperately needing cash, and there's not a bank ATM in sight. But hey, at least you found Bigfoot.
They want to make sure you don’t enjoy saving: "Congratulations on saving money! Here's 0.01% interest to reward your frugality. You could buy a stick of gum in a decade!"
Their customer service is about as helpful as a chocolate teapot: You call with a problem, wait on hold for eternity, only to be told you need to visit a branch during banking hours, which are conveniently the exact same hours you work.
They give loans to people who clearly don't need them: Billionaires get preferential treatment while you, a mere mortal, have to jump through hoops for a small loan. It's like a reverse Robin Hood situation.
I dislike bank business practices as most people who are broke. Here's some reasons why banks suck.
They make money disappear faster than a magician: You deposit your paycheck and suddenly, poof! It's gone, thanks to fees, charges, and mysterious deductions.
They have ATMs that seem to be in a witness protection program: You're in the middle of nowhere, desperately needing cash, and there's not a bank ATM in sight. But hey, at least you found Bigfoot.
They want to make sure you don’t enjoy saving: "Congratulations on saving money! Here's 0.01% interest to reward your frugality. You could buy a stick of gum in a decade!"
Their customer service is about as helpful as a chocolate teapot: You call with a problem, wait on hold for eternity, only to be told you need to visit a branch during banking hours, which are conveniently the exact same hours you work.
They give loans to people who clearly don't need them: Billionaires get preferential treatment while you, a mere mortal, have to jump through hoops for a small loan. It's like a reverse Robin Hood situation.
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2 years ago
A vey carefull man!
Watching his step biding his time ready for anything!
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
Have 5 reasons why this is a good idea
Stealth Mode: Because checking the time discreetly is a skill best mastered with your foot!
Leg Day Countdown: Who needs a gym timer when your ankle watch can remind you how long it's been since your last leg workout?
Fancy Footwork: Because nothing says "classy" like accessorizing your ankles!
Time Flies When You're Having Fun... at the Beach: For those who want to keep track of time while frolicking in the waves without the risk of losing their watch to the ocean.
Ankle Fashion Trendsetter: Who needs wristwatch tan lines when you can start a new trend of ankle watch tan lines?
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