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1 year ago
His cousin is an investigator
Would he join the gator or mechanic union
Crocodiles can be great mechanics read the stuff our intern wrote while huffing glue
The "Jaws of Steel" Expertise:
Crocodiles' powerful jaws are perfect for tightening bolts.
The "Tail-Wagging" Torque Technique:
Their tails generate enough force to replace an engine.
The "Snap and Fix" Method:
With lightning-fast reflexes, they can swap parts in a snap.
The "Scaley Smarts" Skillset:
Their intelligence helps them tackle any engine trouble.
The "Lakeside Service" Specialty:
They offer convenient watercraft repairs right at the dock.
Crocodiles can be great mechanics read the stuff our intern wrote while huffing glue
The "Jaws of Steel" Expertise:
Crocodiles' powerful jaws are perfect for tightening bolts.
The "Tail-Wagging" Torque Technique:
Their tails generate enough force to replace an engine.
The "Snap and Fix" Method:
With lightning-fast reflexes, they can swap parts in a snap.
The "Scaley Smarts" Skillset:
Their intelligence helps them tackle any engine trouble.
The "Lakeside Service" Specialty:
They offer convenient watercraft repairs right at the dock.
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The female orgasm is a myth
You couldn't get that out of me by waterboarding in real life!
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
