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1 year ago
Uninvited guest
This bear doesn't look enthused by the door between him and his breakfast
The bear should have tried a lie to get inside the easy way here are some
The "Bearly Hungry" Fib:
"Hey, I'm just a humble bear looking for a place to hibernate for the winter. I promise I won't eat all your food – maybe just a small snack or two. Bears honor!"
The "Fur-tunate Fortune Teller" Fabrication:
"I'm actually a psychic bear, and my crystal ball told me that your home is the perfect spot for me to find my soulmate. Don't worry, I won't disturb your tarot card readings – unless you have honey-flavored cards, of course!"
The "Pawsitively Polite" Porkie:
"Excuse me, kind sir/madam, would you mind terribly if I came in for a spot of tea? I promise I'll wipe my paws before entering and refrain from scratching the furniture. I'm practically house-trained!"
The "Faux Fur" Falsehood:
"Believe it or not, I'm actually just a really convincing bear costume. My human friends dared me to prank someone by pretending to be a real bear, and your home seemed like the perfect target. Don't worry, no bears were harmed in the making of this prank!"
The "Bear-y Secret Admirer" Bluff:
"I've been watching you from afar and couldn't help but admire your impeccable taste in home decor. I just had to come in and see it up close! Plus, I heard you have a killer collection of honey – mind if I take a peek?"
The bear should have tried a lie to get inside the easy way here are some
The "Bearly Hungry" Fib:
"Hey, I'm just a humble bear looking for a place to hibernate for the winter. I promise I won't eat all your food – maybe just a small snack or two. Bears honor!"
The "Fur-tunate Fortune Teller" Fabrication:
"I'm actually a psychic bear, and my crystal ball told me that your home is the perfect spot for me to find my soulmate. Don't worry, I won't disturb your tarot card readings – unless you have honey-flavored cards, of course!"
The "Pawsitively Polite" Porkie:
"Excuse me, kind sir/madam, would you mind terribly if I came in for a spot of tea? I promise I'll wipe my paws before entering and refrain from scratching the furniture. I'm practically house-trained!"
The "Faux Fur" Falsehood:
"Believe it or not, I'm actually just a really convincing bear costume. My human friends dared me to prank someone by pretending to be a real bear, and your home seemed like the perfect target. Don't worry, no bears were harmed in the making of this prank!"
The "Bear-y Secret Admirer" Bluff:
"I've been watching you from afar and couldn't help but admire your impeccable taste in home decor. I just had to come in and see it up close! Plus, I heard you have a killer collection of honey – mind if I take a peek?"
1 year ago
Please don't
Regardless of location , please don't
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
1 year ago
Take off your sunglasses
While wearing rose colored glasses the red flags were easily missed, You shouldn't miss your ex and here's why:
The Cheat Sheet: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a pop quiz in hell—sure, there's a chance you'll pass, but do you really want to risk it?"
The Infidelity Inconvenience: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a rerun of your least favorite TV show—sure, you might wonder how it ends, but you'll survive without the drama."
The Betrayal Backfire: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a leaky faucet—sure, it's annoying when it's dripping, but once it's fixed, you realize how much quieter life can be without the constant drip, drip, drip of betrayal."
The Deception Dilemma: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a bad case of food poisoning—sure, it was intense while it lasted, but now that it's over, you can finally enjoy a meal without the fear of projectile vomiting."
The Cheater's Conundrum: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a flat tire on a road trip—sure, it's a bump in the road, but once you change it and keep driving, you realize how much smoother the journey is without the constant threat of a blowout."
The Cheat Sheet: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a pop quiz in hell—sure, there's a chance you'll pass, but do you really want to risk it?"
The Infidelity Inconvenience: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a rerun of your least favorite TV show—sure, you might wonder how it ends, but you'll survive without the drama."
The Betrayal Backfire: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a leaky faucet—sure, it's annoying when it's dripping, but once it's fixed, you realize how much quieter life can be without the constant drip, drip, drip of betrayal."
The Deception Dilemma: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a bad case of food poisoning—sure, it was intense while it lasted, but now that it's over, you can finally enjoy a meal without the fear of projectile vomiting."
The Cheater's Conundrum: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a flat tire on a road trip—sure, it's a bump in the road, but once you change it and keep driving, you realize how much smoother the journey is without the constant threat of a blowout."
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Makes you want to get some coffe though
Most expensive coffee money can buy
Your company logo shouldn't be sexy trust our underpaid intern on this with his fever dream 5 reasons why
"Sales Sizzle to Fizzle":
"A sexy logo might turn heads, but it could also turn away customers faster than you can say 'sales slump.'"
"Inappropriate Impressions":
"A sexy logo could give the wrong impression, leaving customers wondering if they stumbled into the wrong place."
"Awkward Office Encounters":
"Explaining a sultry logo in a board meeting? Awkward. Keep it professional to avoid blushing faces."
"Legal Love Triangle":
"A sexy logo could land your company in a legal mess faster than you can say 'copyright infringement.'"
"Not Safe for Networking":
"A logo that's too sexy might steal the spotlight at networking events. Keep it PG for smoother connections."
Your company logo shouldn't be sexy trust our underpaid intern on this with his fever dream 5 reasons why
"Sales Sizzle to Fizzle":
"A sexy logo might turn heads, but it could also turn away customers faster than you can say 'sales slump.'"
"Inappropriate Impressions":
"A sexy logo could give the wrong impression, leaving customers wondering if they stumbled into the wrong place."
"Awkward Office Encounters":
"Explaining a sultry logo in a board meeting? Awkward. Keep it professional to avoid blushing faces."
"Legal Love Triangle":
"A sexy logo could land your company in a legal mess faster than you can say 'copyright infringement.'"
"Not Safe for Networking":
"A logo that's too sexy might steal the spotlight at networking events. Keep it PG for smoother connections."
1 year ago
Kids and their debt
Do they get it from gambling ?
Banks your new market share awaits! Just make sure to colect if those payments don't come through!
"The Kiddie Cash Caper": Banks love nothing more than exploiting innocent children for profit. By luring them into debt with promises of candy and toys, they can trap them in a vicious cycle of financial servitude from a young age. And when little Tommy can't pay up, it's time to send in the loan sharks disguised as friendly neighborhood ice cream trucks.
"The Playground Predatory Practices": Banks see children as easy targets for their nefarious schemes. By offering them loans they can never hope to repay, they ensure a lifetime of debt bondage and servitude. And when little Jenny misses a payment, it's time for the debt collectors to pay her lemonade stand a visit and repossess her prized stuffed animals.
"The Candy Coercion Conspiracy": Banks will stop at nothing to get their grubby hands on children's hard-earned candy money. By preying on their sweet tooth and offering them loans they can't refuse, they ensure a steady stream of profits for years to come. And when little Timmy can't pay his debts, it's time to send in the repo team to snatch away his Halloween candy and birthday presents.
"The Tooth Fairy Extortion Racket": Banks see children's innocence as a weakness to be exploited for their own gain. By loaning them money and demanding exorbitant interest rates, they ensure a lifetime of indentured servitude and financial ruin. And when little Susie can't pay her debts, it's time to break out the kneecap kneader and teach her a lesson she won't soon forget.
"The Sandbox Shakedown Scheme": Banks view children as nothing more than cash cows to be milked for all they're worth. By trapping them in a web of debt from a young age, they ensure a lifetime of dependency and servitude. And when little Emily can't pay her debts, it's time to foreclose on her sandbox and evict her from her own backyard.
Banks your new market share awaits! Just make sure to colect if those payments don't come through!
"The Kiddie Cash Caper": Banks love nothing more than exploiting innocent children for profit. By luring them into debt with promises of candy and toys, they can trap them in a vicious cycle of financial servitude from a young age. And when little Tommy can't pay up, it's time to send in the loan sharks disguised as friendly neighborhood ice cream trucks.
"The Playground Predatory Practices": Banks see children as easy targets for their nefarious schemes. By offering them loans they can never hope to repay, they ensure a lifetime of debt bondage and servitude. And when little Jenny misses a payment, it's time for the debt collectors to pay her lemonade stand a visit and repossess her prized stuffed animals.
"The Candy Coercion Conspiracy": Banks will stop at nothing to get their grubby hands on children's hard-earned candy money. By preying on their sweet tooth and offering them loans they can't refuse, they ensure a steady stream of profits for years to come. And when little Timmy can't pay his debts, it's time to send in the repo team to snatch away his Halloween candy and birthday presents.
"The Tooth Fairy Extortion Racket": Banks see children's innocence as a weakness to be exploited for their own gain. By loaning them money and demanding exorbitant interest rates, they ensure a lifetime of indentured servitude and financial ruin. And when little Susie can't pay her debts, it's time to break out the kneecap kneader and teach her a lesson she won't soon forget.
"The Sandbox Shakedown Scheme": Banks view children as nothing more than cash cows to be milked for all they're worth. By trapping them in a web of debt from a young age, they ensure a lifetime of dependency and servitude. And when little Emily can't pay her debts, it's time to foreclose on her sandbox and evict her from her own backyard.
