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2 years ago
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Not the case you'd want to be associated with ad a brand though
Have 5 other illegal ways to fill up your belly
The "Supermarket Sweep": Join a local supermarket's midnight "self-checkout Olympics," where participants see who can scan the most items in under a minute without paying. Just be prepared to outrun security!
The "Pigeon Picnic": Organize a "catch-and-release" pigeon hunting expedition in the city park, complete with homemade nets and bread crumbs as bait. Just don't get caught by the birdwatching brigade!
The "Trash Can Treasure Hunt": Dumpster dive behind fancy restaurants in search of discarded gourmet meals. Who needs a reservation when you've got a nose for leftovers?
The "Midnight Munchie Mansion Break-in": Break into your neighbor's house under the cover of darkness and raid their fridge for snacks. Just hope they have better taste than expired yogurt and mystery meatloaf!
The "Culinary Kleptomania": Develop a taste for fine dining without the bill by "sampling" gourmet meals from high-end restaurants and making a swift exit before the check arrives. Just be prepared to dine and dash – literally!
Have 5 other illegal ways to fill up your belly
The "Supermarket Sweep": Join a local supermarket's midnight "self-checkout Olympics," where participants see who can scan the most items in under a minute without paying. Just be prepared to outrun security!
The "Pigeon Picnic": Organize a "catch-and-release" pigeon hunting expedition in the city park, complete with homemade nets and bread crumbs as bait. Just don't get caught by the birdwatching brigade!
The "Trash Can Treasure Hunt": Dumpster dive behind fancy restaurants in search of discarded gourmet meals. Who needs a reservation when you've got a nose for leftovers?
The "Midnight Munchie Mansion Break-in": Break into your neighbor's house under the cover of darkness and raid their fridge for snacks. Just hope they have better taste than expired yogurt and mystery meatloaf!
The "Culinary Kleptomania": Develop a taste for fine dining without the bill by "sampling" gourmet meals from high-end restaurants and making a swift exit before the check arrives. Just be prepared to dine and dash – literally!
1 year ago
Should be banned from eating chicken
Should be forced to become vegan until they appreciate meat more!
1 year ago
2 years ago
The pros outweigh the cons i'm told
If it isn't sticky or wet your kids aren't happy and there are 5 rules that kids follow to a t that back us up on that
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
"The Stickiness Surprise Party":
"Why settle for mundane when you can add a dash of stickiness to life? Sticky fingers are like secret handshakes – you never know when you'll be part of the 'sticky club'!"
"The Wet and Wacky Wonders":
"Dryness is so last century! Kids crave the chaos of wetness – it's like a surprise party for your clothes, and everyone's invited to get soaked!"
"Sticky Fingers, Sticky Situations, Sticky Hilarity":
"Sticky fingers aren't just for snacking – they're like tiny glue traps for adventure! From accidental gluey handshakes to trying to high-five without getting stuck, every sticky moment is a comedy in the making."
"The Splash-tastic Showdowns":
"Why tiptoe through life when you can make a splash? Wetness isn't just a state of being – it's a lifestyle choice! Who needs dry socks when you can have a watery wardrobe malfunction?"
"Mud Madness: The Great Gooey Escapade":
"Mud isn't just dirt – it's the building blocks of childhood glory! From mud pies to mud slides, it's like playing in your own personal pudding pit. Plus, who needs a spa day when you've got mud masks for free?"
1 year ago
2 years ago
Bring the filter with you
Showing up like the temu version of yourself. We're all for body positivity here mainly because we're all ugly as sin but that's besides the point , a lot of filters is false advertising and dating these days is mostly advertising. Here are a few reasons why not to use a lot of filters on dating apps:
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
"The Filtered Fantasy vs. Reality:" Using too many image filters on dating sites is like presenting a Picasso painting of yourself instead of a photograph. Sure, you might look like a masterpiece online, but when you show up for that first date, your date might wonder where your other ear went.
"The Photoshop Phobia:" Nothing says "run for the hills" like realizing your date looks nothing like their heavily filtered profile picture. It's like ordering a juicy steak and receiving a tofu burger instead—disappointing, to say the least.
"The Filter-Fueled Fiasco:" With so many filters, it's hard to know what's real and what's not. One minute, you're swiping right on a flawless supermodel; the next, you're face-to-face with a human being who looks like they've been digitally airbrushed into oblivion. Talk about a rude awakening.
"The Filtered Faux Pas:" Using excessive image filters on dating sites is a rookie mistake akin to wearing sunglasses indoors—it screams "I have something to hide." Sure, you might think you're enhancing your appearance, but your date will see right through your digital disguise.
"The Filtered Freak-Out:" Imagine the horror of realizing your date looks nothing like their carefully curated profile pictures. It's like being catfished by your own vanity—a sobering reminder that filters can only do so much to improve your dating prospects.
1 year ago
