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Slavs inventing what shouldn't be invented
Life is only potato and drink is only for sad! You didn't have a stroke I'm just trying to sound slav-like. Here's 5 reasons why being drunk requires 0 enjoyment:

The Hangover Hilarity: "Because getting drunk without enjoying it is like signing up for a voluntary hangover—sure, you'll wake up feeling like you got hit by a truck, but think of all the hilarious stories you'll have to tell about that time you blacked out and woke up in a stranger's bathtub wearing a sombrero!"

The Liquid Laughter: "Because getting drunk without enjoying it is like attending a comedy show where the jokes are all inside your own head—sure, you might not remember them in the morning, but rest assured, your liver will be rolling on the floor laughing."

The Sobriety Surrender: "Because getting drunk without enjoying it is like watching paint dry, except instead of paint, it's your liver slowly shutting down from alcohol poisoning. Who needs excitement when you can spend your evening staring at the wall and contemplating the meaning of life?"

The Booze Boomerang: "Because getting drunk without enjoying it is like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair—you might think you've got a grip on things, but before you know it, you're sliding face-first into a puddle of regret and shame."

The Bitter Brew: "Because getting drunk without enjoying it is like trying to force-feed yourself a gallon of expired milk—it might seem like a good idea at the time, but trust me, the end result is not pretty. Sometimes it's better to just say no to that extra shot of regret."
Slavs inventing what shouldn't be invented

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