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6 months ago
8 months ago
Nuclear burn
If the seat post can take it so can the buyer.I invented some more FAQ customer burns:
The Flaming Flop: "Q: What if I don't like the product? A: Well, we can't promise you'll love it, but we can guarantee it'll make a great conversation starter at your next 'Worst Purchase Ever' support group meeting."
The Sizzling Snark: "Q: Does this product come with a warranty? A: Sure, it comes with a warranty that's about as reliable as your ex's promises to 'change.' Good luck with that!"
The Roasting Riddle: "Q: How long does shipping take? A: About as long as it takes for your crush to text you back—so you might want to pack a lunch and settle in for the long haul."
The Charred Comeback: "Q: Is this product eco-friendly? A: Absolutely! It's so eco-friendly, it practically composts itself—just like your hopes and dreams after buying it."
The Toasted Tease: "Q: Can I return the product if it's not what I expected? A: Of course! Just remember, returning this product is a lot like trying to return a bad haircut—you'll have to live with the consequences, but at least it makes for a good story!"
The Flaming Flop: "Q: What if I don't like the product? A: Well, we can't promise you'll love it, but we can guarantee it'll make a great conversation starter at your next 'Worst Purchase Ever' support group meeting."
The Sizzling Snark: "Q: Does this product come with a warranty? A: Sure, it comes with a warranty that's about as reliable as your ex's promises to 'change.' Good luck with that!"
The Roasting Riddle: "Q: How long does shipping take? A: About as long as it takes for your crush to text you back—so you might want to pack a lunch and settle in for the long haul."
The Charred Comeback: "Q: Is this product eco-friendly? A: Absolutely! It's so eco-friendly, it practically composts itself—just like your hopes and dreams after buying it."
The Toasted Tease: "Q: Can I return the product if it's not what I expected? A: Of course! Just remember, returning this product is a lot like trying to return a bad haircut—you'll have to live with the consequences, but at least it makes for a good story!"
8 months ago
Because of the flooding
It's not yet like that because of the flooding...
Why stop there though? There's plenty more real estate cluttered up by pesky natural beauty! Here's some more examples:
"The Great Wall of Condos": Who needs ancient wonders when you can have modern marvels? Tear down the Great Wall of China and build luxury condos instead! With each unit boasting a panoramic view of the neighboring condo complex, you'll never feel alone in your quest for urban exploration.
"The Sahara Desert Development": Why settle for endless sand dunes when you can have endless rows of cookie-cutter houses? Transform the Sahara Desert into a sprawling suburban utopia, complete with strip malls and Starbucks on every corner. Who needs oases when you have air conditioning?
"The Amazon Rainforest Real Estate Revamp": Say goodbye to lush biodiversity and hello to luxury living! Clear-cut the Amazon Rainforest and build high-rise condos in its place. With each unit boasting a balcony view of the deforested landscape, you'll feel like you're living in the heart of nature (minus the pesky wildlife).
"The Matterhorn Mountain Makeover": Why settle for breathtaking alpine vistas when you can have ski-in, ski-out condos instead? Tear down the Matterhorn and replace it with a winter wonderland of luxury accommodations and heated swimming pools. Who needs snow-capped peaks when you have room service?
"The Great Barrier Reef Resort Renovation": Who needs coral reefs and tropical fish when you can have underwater shopping malls and luxury resorts? With the Great Barrier Reef transformed into an aquatic amusement park, every snorkeling excursion would be an opportunity to shop 'til you drop.
Why stop there though? There's plenty more real estate cluttered up by pesky natural beauty! Here's some more examples:
"The Great Wall of Condos": Who needs ancient wonders when you can have modern marvels? Tear down the Great Wall of China and build luxury condos instead! With each unit boasting a panoramic view of the neighboring condo complex, you'll never feel alone in your quest for urban exploration.
"The Sahara Desert Development": Why settle for endless sand dunes when you can have endless rows of cookie-cutter houses? Transform the Sahara Desert into a sprawling suburban utopia, complete with strip malls and Starbucks on every corner. Who needs oases when you have air conditioning?
"The Amazon Rainforest Real Estate Revamp": Say goodbye to lush biodiversity and hello to luxury living! Clear-cut the Amazon Rainforest and build high-rise condos in its place. With each unit boasting a balcony view of the deforested landscape, you'll feel like you're living in the heart of nature (minus the pesky wildlife).
"The Matterhorn Mountain Makeover": Why settle for breathtaking alpine vistas when you can have ski-in, ski-out condos instead? Tear down the Matterhorn and replace it with a winter wonderland of luxury accommodations and heated swimming pools. Who needs snow-capped peaks when you have room service?
"The Great Barrier Reef Resort Renovation": Who needs coral reefs and tropical fish when you can have underwater shopping malls and luxury resorts? With the Great Barrier Reef transformed into an aquatic amusement park, every snorkeling excursion would be an opportunity to shop 'til you drop.
6 months ago
6 months ago
8 months ago
Dating is hard Huda
Right Huda? We back her parents on this one Huda isn't a bad name. Here are some positives:
"She'll Always be the Brightest Star in the Huda-niverse": Naming your daughter Huda ensures she'll shine like a star wherever she goes. With a name that means "guidance" in Arabic, she's destined to light up the world with her brilliance—literally and figuratively.
"She's the Huda-ful Gift You Never Knew You Needed": Just like the gift that keeps on giving, Huda brings joy and laughter wherever she goes. With her infectious smile and boundless energy, she's the ultimate present—no gift wrap required.
"Her Name's Huda, but Her Laughter's Louder": Huda may be a sweet and gentle name, but don't let that fool you—this girl's laughter can be heard from miles away. With her contagious giggles and infectious humor, she's guaranteed to brighten even the gloomiest of days.
"Huda-lujah! She's a Miracle in Diapers": From her first steps to her first words, every milestone is cause for celebration when you have a daughter named Huda. With her boundless curiosity and endless energy, she's a walking miracle—especially when it comes to navigating the joys of diaper duty.
"She's the Huda-lly Lama of Dad Jokes": Get ready for a lifetime of puns and wordplay when you have a daughter named Huda. With her quick wit and knack for dad jokes, she's the reigning champion of cheesy humor—much to the delight (and dismay) of everyone around her.
"She'll Always be the Brightest Star in the Huda-niverse": Naming your daughter Huda ensures she'll shine like a star wherever she goes. With a name that means "guidance" in Arabic, she's destined to light up the world with her brilliance—literally and figuratively.
"She's the Huda-ful Gift You Never Knew You Needed": Just like the gift that keeps on giving, Huda brings joy and laughter wherever she goes. With her infectious smile and boundless energy, she's the ultimate present—no gift wrap required.
"Her Name's Huda, but Her Laughter's Louder": Huda may be a sweet and gentle name, but don't let that fool you—this girl's laughter can be heard from miles away. With her contagious giggles and infectious humor, she's guaranteed to brighten even the gloomiest of days.
"Huda-lujah! She's a Miracle in Diapers": From her first steps to her first words, every milestone is cause for celebration when you have a daughter named Huda. With her boundless curiosity and endless energy, she's a walking miracle—especially when it comes to navigating the joys of diaper duty.
"She's the Huda-lly Lama of Dad Jokes": Get ready for a lifetime of puns and wordplay when you have a daughter named Huda. With her quick wit and knack for dad jokes, she's the reigning champion of cheesy humor—much to the delight (and dismay) of everyone around her.
8 months ago
We never got an answer
Is it because the chemicals turned them gay? Probably not but for some strange reason bisexuals and frogs just go together.
These are the best reasons as to why we go from our intern while phoning him drunk on a Saturday night at 2 am:
here are five humorous reasons why bisexuals might have a soft spot for frogs:
"Bi-Frog-uals": Frogs are the ultimate symbol of bisexuality—they're neither fully aquatic nor fully terrestrial, just like those who swing both ways. It's like nature's way of saying, "Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds?"
"Hoppy Endings": Who can resist the adorable sight of a frog hopping around, living its best amphibian life? It's like a metaphor for embracing your true self and hopping from lily pad to lily pad in search of love and acceptance.
"Ribbiting Romance": There's something undeniably romantic about the sound of a frog's croak echoing through the night. It's like nature's way of serenading you with the dulcet tones of amphibian love songs. Who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a moonlit serenade from your favorite frog?
"Kiss Me, I'm Bisexual": We've all heard the story of the princess who kissed a frog and turned him into a prince. But what if the princess was actually a bisexual who just couldn't resist the allure of those smooth, slimy lips? It's a fairy tale for the modern age.
"Frog Equality": Frogs don't discriminate—they'll happily hop into the arms of anyone who shows them a little love and affection. It's like they're the ultimate ambassadors for inclusivity and acceptance, spreading love (and tadpoles) wherever they go.
These are the best reasons as to why we go from our intern while phoning him drunk on a Saturday night at 2 am:
here are five humorous reasons why bisexuals might have a soft spot for frogs:
"Bi-Frog-uals": Frogs are the ultimate symbol of bisexuality—they're neither fully aquatic nor fully terrestrial, just like those who swing both ways. It's like nature's way of saying, "Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds?"
"Hoppy Endings": Who can resist the adorable sight of a frog hopping around, living its best amphibian life? It's like a metaphor for embracing your true self and hopping from lily pad to lily pad in search of love and acceptance.
"Ribbiting Romance": There's something undeniably romantic about the sound of a frog's croak echoing through the night. It's like nature's way of serenading you with the dulcet tones of amphibian love songs. Who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a moonlit serenade from your favorite frog?
"Kiss Me, I'm Bisexual": We've all heard the story of the princess who kissed a frog and turned him into a prince. But what if the princess was actually a bisexual who just couldn't resist the allure of those smooth, slimy lips? It's a fairy tale for the modern age.
"Frog Equality": Frogs don't discriminate—they'll happily hop into the arms of anyone who shows them a little love and affection. It's like they're the ultimate ambassadors for inclusivity and acceptance, spreading love (and tadpoles) wherever they go.
