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1 year ago
Ignore the red flags at your own peril
This one is also a fail and because it is we're giving you 5 reasons why you shouldn't get your crazy stalker ex pregnant:
"Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'"
"Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show."
"Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit."
"Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward."
"Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"
"Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'"
"Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show."
"Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit."
"Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward."
"Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"
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My buddy wrote this article
Just like me he is possibly not a cat but you can't prove anything
Other articles on that website:
"5 Reasons Why You Should Spend More Time in Cardboard Boxes"
Reasons include promoting creativity, reducing stress levels, and improving posture. But we all know the real reason – it's the ultimate kitty hideout!
"The Benefits of Sunbathing: Why You Should Soak Up Those Rays Every Day"
Articles touts Vitamin D production, mood enhancement, and skin health. But let's face it – cats just love basking in those warm sunbeams!
"The Joy of Napping: How Regular Rest Can Transform Your Life"
Highlights include increased productivity, improved memory, and reduced risk of heart disease. But we all know the real reason – it's the purr-fect excuse for a catnap!
"The Zen of Watching Birds: Finding Peace and Tranquility in Nature"
Explains the benefits of birdwatching for mental health, stress relief, and mindfulness. But for cats, it's just another opportunity for some prime window sill entertainment!
"The Art of Stretching: Why You Should Incorporate Daily Flexibility Exercises"
Extols the virtues of stretching for muscle health, flexibility, and injury prevention. But for cats, it's all about maintaining their impressive agility for impromptu zoomies and graceful leaps!
Other articles on that website:
"5 Reasons Why You Should Spend More Time in Cardboard Boxes"
Reasons include promoting creativity, reducing stress levels, and improving posture. But we all know the real reason – it's the ultimate kitty hideout!
"The Benefits of Sunbathing: Why You Should Soak Up Those Rays Every Day"
Articles touts Vitamin D production, mood enhancement, and skin health. But let's face it – cats just love basking in those warm sunbeams!
"The Joy of Napping: How Regular Rest Can Transform Your Life"
Highlights include increased productivity, improved memory, and reduced risk of heart disease. But we all know the real reason – it's the purr-fect excuse for a catnap!
"The Zen of Watching Birds: Finding Peace and Tranquility in Nature"
Explains the benefits of birdwatching for mental health, stress relief, and mindfulness. But for cats, it's just another opportunity for some prime window sill entertainment!
"The Art of Stretching: Why You Should Incorporate Daily Flexibility Exercises"
Extols the virtues of stretching for muscle health, flexibility, and injury prevention. But for cats, it's all about maintaining their impressive agility for impromptu zoomies and graceful leaps!
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