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5 months ago

Relationship destroyer

She better never find out
Here are some reasons explaining why this is a no-no of biblical proportions

"Spoiler Alert, Relationship Disaster": Watching your favorite show without your partner is like committing the ultimate relationship sin—spoiling all the juicy plot twists and leaving them in the dark. Prepare for the silent treatment until the next season drops!

"Netflix Cheating Drama": Ever heard of Netflix infidelity? It's a real thing, and it's a recipe for disaster. Sneakily binge-watching episodes behind your partner's back might seem harmless at first, but trust me, it's a slippery slope to couch-side betrayal.

"The Lonely Remote Syndrome": Sure, you can watch shows solo, but where's the fun in that? Without your partner by your side, you're left to fend for yourself against the dreaded loneliness of the remote control. Good luck navigating those streaming platforms solo!

"The Mystery of Missing References": Watching shows separately means missing out on all those inside jokes and pop culture references that make couple-dom so much fun. Get ready for awkward silences when you accidentally drop a quote they haven't heard yet.

"The Great Relationship Cliffhanger": Sharing the ups and downs of a TV series is like a bonding experience on steroids. Without your partner there to debate theories, predict plot twists, and dissect character arcs, you're left hanging off the metaphorical relationship cliff, wondering what could have been.