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2 years ago
Very Wholesome
No one is useless, here are some maxims continuing this idea:
"Even the most useless looking screw in an IKEA furniture set eventually finds its place. So, chin up! You're just waiting for the right instruction manual to come along."
"Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So, if you feel like you're always off-kilter, just know that eventually, you'll stumble upon the perfect moment to shine!"
"Think of yourself as the 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' of life—sure, you might not know exactly what you're doing, but sometimes, a good old-fashioned reboot is just what the world needs!"
"You may feel as useful as a screen door on a submarine, but hey, someone's gotta let the fish know they're welcome. You're like the unsung hero of aquatic hospitality!"
"Just like the 'skip' button on a YouTube ad, you may not always be in demand, but when you are, you're an absolute lifesaver! Keep shining, you gloriously random button, you."
"Even the most useless looking screw in an IKEA furniture set eventually finds its place. So, chin up! You're just waiting for the right instruction manual to come along."
"Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So, if you feel like you're always off-kilter, just know that eventually, you'll stumble upon the perfect moment to shine!"
"Think of yourself as the 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' of life—sure, you might not know exactly what you're doing, but sometimes, a good old-fashioned reboot is just what the world needs!"
"You may feel as useful as a screen door on a submarine, but hey, someone's gotta let the fish know they're welcome. You're like the unsung hero of aquatic hospitality!"
"Just like the 'skip' button on a YouTube ad, you may not always be in demand, but when you are, you're an absolute lifesaver! Keep shining, you gloriously random button, you."
2 years ago
2 years ago
The female orgasm is a myth
You couldn't get that out of me by waterboarding in real life!
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
2 years ago
Trust garlic cat
Make sure vampires don't get you. As not a cat myself I can't spin a tall tale about why you should accept this kitty's gift of garlic... what am i saying of course I can that's this site's whole gimmick! Here it is 5 reasons why you SHOULD take the garlic:
"The Ultimate Vampire Repellent": Need protection from blood-sucking vampires? Forget about garlic cloves—take the garlic offered by a cat instead. With their impeccable sense of smell and supernatural instincts, they're the ultimate vampire repellent in furry disguise.
"Cat-Approved Breath Freshener": Tired of spending a fortune on minty mouthwash? Take the garlic offered by a cat and say goodbye to bad breath forever. With their seal of approval, you'll be breathing easy in no time—just watch out for the lingering aroma of catnip.
"Instant Feline Friendship": Want to win over the affections of a finicky feline? Accept the garlic offered by a cat and watch as they become your new best friend. With their generous gift in paw, you'll be bonding over garlic-flavored treats in no time.
"A Gourmet Meal Fit for a Cat": Who needs expensive gourmet cat food when you can dine on freshly picked garlic? Accept the culinary offering from your feline friend and savor the flavor of their generous gesture. Just be sure to leave some for the vampires.
"The Cat's Secret Weapon": Ever wonder how cats maintain their air of mystery and intrigue? It's all thanks to their secret weapon—garlic. Accept the garlic offered by a cat and unlock the mysteries of the feline universe, one aromatic clove at a time.
"The Ultimate Vampire Repellent": Need protection from blood-sucking vampires? Forget about garlic cloves—take the garlic offered by a cat instead. With their impeccable sense of smell and supernatural instincts, they're the ultimate vampire repellent in furry disguise.
"Cat-Approved Breath Freshener": Tired of spending a fortune on minty mouthwash? Take the garlic offered by a cat and say goodbye to bad breath forever. With their seal of approval, you'll be breathing easy in no time—just watch out for the lingering aroma of catnip.
"Instant Feline Friendship": Want to win over the affections of a finicky feline? Accept the garlic offered by a cat and watch as they become your new best friend. With their generous gift in paw, you'll be bonding over garlic-flavored treats in no time.
"A Gourmet Meal Fit for a Cat": Who needs expensive gourmet cat food when you can dine on freshly picked garlic? Accept the culinary offering from your feline friend and savor the flavor of their generous gesture. Just be sure to leave some for the vampires.
"The Cat's Secret Weapon": Ever wonder how cats maintain their air of mystery and intrigue? It's all thanks to their secret weapon—garlic. Accept the garlic offered by a cat and unlock the mysteries of the feline universe, one aromatic clove at a time.
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