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2 years ago
We're on it shitlips
This was one of the best tropes used in 90s animations and i use to love it
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
We've invented a few of our own for everybody's amusement
"Listen up, Captain Cockup, my apologies for any disrespect. Your brilliance surely conceals a plan beyond my meager understanding."
"Baron Blunderbrain, forgive my impudence. Your schemes are undoubtedly superior, and I am but a lowly minion awaiting your divine instruction."
"Major Moron, please excuse my audacity. Your strategic prowess is unmatched, and I am but a humble servant at your disposal."
"Dr. Dunderhead, I mean no offense. Your malevolent laughter surely heralds a stroke of genius, and I am privileged to serve under your command."
"General Goon, forgive my insolence. Your leadership reigns supreme, and I am but a devoted lackey awaiting your every beck and call."
2 years ago
2 years ago
It saves money so it's fine
Weird that their kids having a mysterious benefactors doesn't raise any red flags.
Here are five unrealistically stupid tropes about adults in Christmas movies where Santa is real:
The "Belief Blindspot": No matter how much evidence they encounter, the adults in these movies stubbornly refuse to believe in Santa Claus. They'll witness flying reindeer, elves building toys, and even catch glimpses of the man in the red suit himself, yet they dismiss it all as elaborate pranks or hallucinations.
The "Workaholic Wipeout": In these movies, the adults are often portrayed as workaholics who prioritize their careers over everything else, including spending time with their families during the holidays. They'll miss obvious signs of Santa's presence because they're too busy checking their email or attending yet another business meeting.
The "Inept Investigators": When strange occurrences start happening around Christmas time, the adults suddenly turn into bumbling detectives, stumbling over obvious clues and jumping to ridiculous conclusions. Instead of considering the possibility of Santa's existence, they come up with outlandish theories involving aliens, government conspiracies, or rogue snowmen.
The "Santa Scoffers": Despite living in a world where Santa Claus is undeniably real, some adults in these movies will go to great lengths to debunk his existence. They'll organize anti-Santa rallies, start social media campaigns to "expose" him as a fraud, and even petition the government to launch an investigation into his North Pole operations.
The "Miracle Muggles": Even after witnessing the magic of Christmas firsthand, some adults in these movies remain skeptical and cynical, refusing to embrace the spirit of the season. They'll scoff at acts of kindness, roll their eyes at carolers, and grumble about holiday decorations, completely missing out on the joy and wonder of the holiday season.
Here are five unrealistically stupid tropes about adults in Christmas movies where Santa is real:
The "Belief Blindspot": No matter how much evidence they encounter, the adults in these movies stubbornly refuse to believe in Santa Claus. They'll witness flying reindeer, elves building toys, and even catch glimpses of the man in the red suit himself, yet they dismiss it all as elaborate pranks or hallucinations.
The "Workaholic Wipeout": In these movies, the adults are often portrayed as workaholics who prioritize their careers over everything else, including spending time with their families during the holidays. They'll miss obvious signs of Santa's presence because they're too busy checking their email or attending yet another business meeting.
The "Inept Investigators": When strange occurrences start happening around Christmas time, the adults suddenly turn into bumbling detectives, stumbling over obvious clues and jumping to ridiculous conclusions. Instead of considering the possibility of Santa's existence, they come up with outlandish theories involving aliens, government conspiracies, or rogue snowmen.
The "Santa Scoffers": Despite living in a world where Santa Claus is undeniably real, some adults in these movies will go to great lengths to debunk his existence. They'll organize anti-Santa rallies, start social media campaigns to "expose" him as a fraud, and even petition the government to launch an investigation into his North Pole operations.
The "Miracle Muggles": Even after witnessing the magic of Christmas firsthand, some adults in these movies remain skeptical and cynical, refusing to embrace the spirit of the season. They'll scoff at acts of kindness, roll their eyes at carolers, and grumble about holiday decorations, completely missing out on the joy and wonder of the holiday season.
2 years ago
Making the blade look uncool
Swords use to be cool these guys are giving them a bad rap.
Wonder which of these fighting styles he'll use
The Dorito Duelist: This style involves holding the blade with one hand while clutching a bag of Doritos in the other. The neckbeard alternates between taking bites of chips and awkwardly swinging the sword, often getting cheese dust all over the blade.
The Fedora Fencer: Wearing a fedora at a jaunty angle, the neckbeard attempts to channel the elegance of classic swordsmen. However, their lack of skill leads to frequent tripping over their own feet and dramatic flourishes that are more comical than intimidating.
The Waifu Warrior: Armed with a replica katana adorned with anime decals, the neckbeard adopts exaggerated stances inspired by their favorite anime characters. Expect overly dramatic shouts of "Kawaii strike!" and attempts to unleash "ultimate techniques" with cringe-inducing names.
The Mountain Dew Master: Fueled by gallons of Mountain Dew, the neckbeard adopts a hyperactive fighting style characterized by erratic movements and wild swings. Their lack of coordination often results in accidentally hitting themselves with the blade.
The Keyboard Katana: In this style, the neckbeard holds the sword with one hand while frantically typing insults and memes with the other. Their attempts at multitasking lead to sloppy attacks and predictable patterns, making them easy targets for opponents.
Wonder which of these fighting styles he'll use
The Dorito Duelist: This style involves holding the blade with one hand while clutching a bag of Doritos in the other. The neckbeard alternates between taking bites of chips and awkwardly swinging the sword, often getting cheese dust all over the blade.
The Fedora Fencer: Wearing a fedora at a jaunty angle, the neckbeard attempts to channel the elegance of classic swordsmen. However, their lack of skill leads to frequent tripping over their own feet and dramatic flourishes that are more comical than intimidating.
The Waifu Warrior: Armed with a replica katana adorned with anime decals, the neckbeard adopts exaggerated stances inspired by their favorite anime characters. Expect overly dramatic shouts of "Kawaii strike!" and attempts to unleash "ultimate techniques" with cringe-inducing names.
The Mountain Dew Master: Fueled by gallons of Mountain Dew, the neckbeard adopts a hyperactive fighting style characterized by erratic movements and wild swings. Their lack of coordination often results in accidentally hitting themselves with the blade.
The Keyboard Katana: In this style, the neckbeard holds the sword with one hand while frantically typing insults and memes with the other. Their attempts at multitasking lead to sloppy attacks and predictable patterns, making them easy targets for opponents.
2 years ago
Very true opinion
Also if buying a game doesn't mean you own it piracy should be legal, but they don't like that do they?
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
We asked around and the best they came up as to why you don't own your games are these 5 reasons:
"The Glitch Gremlin Gambit": The game company claims that a mischievous glitch in their system caused your purchase to disappear into the digital void. According to their official statement, your game is now residing in the same mystical realm as missing socks and misplaced car keys.
"The Quantum Ownership Quandary": In a mind-bending twist, the game company insists that the concept of ownership is a mere illusion in the quantum realm of digital downloads. Apparently, your game exists in a state of simultaneous ownership and non-ownership until someone looks at it, at which point it collapses into one or the other.
"The Pirate Paranoia Plight": The game company blames a notorious band of digital pirates for absconding with your purchase and setting sail for the high seas of copyright infringement. According to their investigation, your game is now sailing the digital ocean, accompanied by a crew of swashbuckling software smugglers.
"The Cosmic Contractual Conundrum": Unbeknownst to you, buried deep within the terms and conditions of your purchase agreement is a clause stating that the game company reserves the right to reclaim your game at any time for undisclosed reasons. They assure you it's nothing personal; it's just business... or possibly dark magic.
"The Interdimensional Intellectual Property Impasse": Due to a rift in the space-time continuum, your game has slipped into a parallel universe where the laws of copyright and ownership are entirely different. According to the game company, retrieving your game would require navigating a labyrinth of alternate realities, time loops, and bureaucratic red tape.
2 years ago
2 years ago
Knowing your kids well
They both know she might have started it but the mom is thinking about not incriminating her
