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1 year ago
Illiterate Bae!
Can't see red flags if you can't spell them. You should always love your illiterate girlfriend and here's a few reasons why:
The Love Letter Lark: "Because who needs Shakespeare when your illiterate girlfriend writes you love letters that are more entertaining than a Netflix rom-com? Spelling mistakes are just her way of adding suspense!"
The Bookworm Bliss: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about sharing your favorite books. Just think of all the quality time you'll save by not having to debate the merits of Hemingway's prose!"
The Texting Tease: "Because deciphering her texts is like solving a cryptic crossword puzzle—you never know what you're going to get, but it's always an adventure. Who needs grammar when you've got emojis?"
The Literary Love: "Because while she may not be able to read, she's a master at creating her own stories. From tall tales to elaborate excuses, her imagination knows no bounds!"
The Poetry Paradox: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about her stealing your copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Instead, you'll get to experience the thrill of reading her own steamy poetry—complete with creative spelling and alliteration!"
The Love Letter Lark: "Because who needs Shakespeare when your illiterate girlfriend writes you love letters that are more entertaining than a Netflix rom-com? Spelling mistakes are just her way of adding suspense!"
The Bookworm Bliss: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about sharing your favorite books. Just think of all the quality time you'll save by not having to debate the merits of Hemingway's prose!"
The Texting Tease: "Because deciphering her texts is like solving a cryptic crossword puzzle—you never know what you're going to get, but it's always an adventure. Who needs grammar when you've got emojis?"
The Literary Love: "Because while she may not be able to read, she's a master at creating her own stories. From tall tales to elaborate excuses, her imagination knows no bounds!"
The Poetry Paradox: "Because with an illiterate girlfriend, you'll never have to worry about her stealing your copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Instead, you'll get to experience the thrill of reading her own steamy poetry—complete with creative spelling and alliteration!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
Police will stop you if you try power leveling
Rats also don't re-spawn would not grind again. If it's DND level 5 those rats are dangerous and can kick your ass though. Here are 5 reasons why those rats are actually dangerous for would be adventurers :
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
"Masterful Subway Surfing Skills": Level 5 rats have honed their subway surfing skills to perfection, effortlessly navigating crowded trains and slippery platforms with the grace of a ninja. One wrong step, and you'll find yourself face-first on the subway floor—no fare evasion necessary.
"The Ratatouille Rebellion": Level 5 rats have formed a secret underground society known as the Ratatouille Rebellion, plotting to overthrow their human oppressors and claim the subway system as their own. One squeak of defiance, and you'll be facing a full-blown rodent uprising.
"Tail Whip of Terror": Don't be fooled by their tiny size—level 5 rats possess a powerful weapon known as the Tail Whip of Terror. With a flick of their furry appendage, they can send unsuspecting commuters flying across the platform faster than you can say "cheese."
"Rat Pack Rumble": Level 5 rats travel in packs, roaming the subway tunnels in search of unsuspecting prey. Mess with one rat, and you'll find yourself facing a swarm of furry fiends, armed with sharp teeth and beady eyes that gleam with mischief.
"The Subway Showdown": Level 5 rats have challenged you to a subway showdown—a no-holds-barred battle for control of the underground domain. Armed with nothing but your wits and a flimsy metro card, you'll face off against the furry forces of rodent rebellion in the ultimate test of subway survival.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Chill out Mr. Dhalmer
Better then eating your family out, still we prepared some reasons as to why you shouldn't do it in case there was a weird itch this joke was scratching
"The Awkward Family Feast":
"Imagine the awkwardness at the next family gathering after devouring Aunt Mildred's pot roast – talk about uncomfortable!"
"Recipe for Regret":
"Eating loved ones might fill your stomach, but it leaves a bad taste in your conscience. Therapy bills will outweigh any culinary satisfaction."
"Leftovers Loathing":
"Leftover Tío Tony tacos lose their charm when they stare back at you from the fridge. Explaining the familiar flavor to guests? Awkward!"
"Guilt with a Side of Gravy":
"Turning pranks into pot pies only adds guilt to the menu. The gravy can't mask the tears – or the taste."
"The In-Laws' Inquiry":
"Imagine the in-laws' questions when their precious offspring becomes shepherd's pie filling. Dodging inquiries becomes a full-time job."
"The Awkward Family Feast":
"Imagine the awkwardness at the next family gathering after devouring Aunt Mildred's pot roast – talk about uncomfortable!"
"Recipe for Regret":
"Eating loved ones might fill your stomach, but it leaves a bad taste in your conscience. Therapy bills will outweigh any culinary satisfaction."
"Leftovers Loathing":
"Leftover Tío Tony tacos lose their charm when they stare back at you from the fridge. Explaining the familiar flavor to guests? Awkward!"
"Guilt with a Side of Gravy":
"Turning pranks into pot pies only adds guilt to the menu. The gravy can't mask the tears – or the taste."
"The In-Laws' Inquiry":
"Imagine the in-laws' questions when their precious offspring becomes shepherd's pie filling. Dodging inquiries becomes a full-time job."
1 year ago
1 year ago
Love goals!
Find yourself a man that cooks and loves you like that
Food is the gateway to your girlfriends heart here are 5 reasons why
Mouthwatering Meltdown Maker: Your culinary creations have the power to make her melt faster than butter on a hot skillet. One taste and she's putty in your hands, eagerly awaiting your next delicious dish to devour.
Tongue-Tingling Taste Trips: Each bite sends her taste buds on a wild rollercoaster ride of ecstasy, leaving her craving more than just seconds. Your food isn't just delicious—it's downright addictive!
Saucy Sauce Seducer: Your secret sauce isn't just for flavor—it's a potent love potion that leaves her weak in the knees and yearning for more. Who knew a dollop of mayo could lead to such saucy shenanigans?
Steamy Steam Basket Surprise: Forget foreplay—your steam basket is the real MVP in the bedroom. As she watches the steam rise from your expertly prepared dumplings, she can't help but imagine herself as the filling in your tantalizing dumpling duo.
Gratuitous Gastronomic Gratification: Your kitchen isn't just a place for cooking—it's a veritable pleasure palace of gastronomic delights. With each dish you serve up, you're not just feeding her appetite—you're feeding her fantasies.
Food is the gateway to your girlfriends heart here are 5 reasons why
Mouthwatering Meltdown Maker: Your culinary creations have the power to make her melt faster than butter on a hot skillet. One taste and she's putty in your hands, eagerly awaiting your next delicious dish to devour.
Tongue-Tingling Taste Trips: Each bite sends her taste buds on a wild rollercoaster ride of ecstasy, leaving her craving more than just seconds. Your food isn't just delicious—it's downright addictive!
Saucy Sauce Seducer: Your secret sauce isn't just for flavor—it's a potent love potion that leaves her weak in the knees and yearning for more. Who knew a dollop of mayo could lead to such saucy shenanigans?
Steamy Steam Basket Surprise: Forget foreplay—your steam basket is the real MVP in the bedroom. As she watches the steam rise from your expertly prepared dumplings, she can't help but imagine herself as the filling in your tantalizing dumpling duo.
Gratuitous Gastronomic Gratification: Your kitchen isn't just a place for cooking—it's a veritable pleasure palace of gastronomic delights. With each dish you serve up, you're not just feeding her appetite—you're feeding her fantasies.
