Smoking is not cool

It just looks cool
Here are five humorous reasons why smoking might seem cool:

The "Alien Connection": Smoking lets you communicate with extraterrestrials via smoke signals.
The "Human Chimney": Smoking turns you into a walking fog machine, perfect for dramatic entrances.
The "Nicotine Ninja": Smoking makes you a stealthy ninja, disappearing into smoke at will.
The "Confidence Cigarette": Smoking gives you a swaggering confidence, like the star of an action movie.
The "Rebel Vibe": Smoking is rebellion against the mundane, sticking it to the man one puff at a time.

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Cat

2 years ago

Ignore the red flags at your own peril

This one is also a fail and because it is we're giving you 5 reasons why you shouldn't get your crazy stalker ex pregnant:

"Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'"

"Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show."

"Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit."

"Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward."

"Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"