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1 year ago
Bruh moments
Must happen pretty often if you've created a quirky cute name for them
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
These are bruh moments not cheating
The "Wrong Door" Mishap:
Walking confidently into what you think is the bathroom, only to realize it's actually the broom closet. Bruh.
The "Reply All" Disaster:
Accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and sending a snarky comment about your boss to the entire company. Bruh.
The "Wrong Name" Blunder:
Calling your new significant other by your ex's name during a romantic dinner. Bruh.
The "Lost Keys" Fiasco:
Spending 20 minutes frantically searching for your keys, only to realize they've been in your pocket the whole time. Bruh.
The "Unexpected Zoom" Surprise:
Forgetting to mute yourself during a Zoom meeting and accidentally broadcasting your questionable music taste to your entire team. Bruh.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Indecent doggo
Wearing his birthday suit everywhere and should never be ashamed of doing so! Here's a few reasons why dogs should keep being shamelessly naked:
The Furless Fashion: "Because dogs should embrace their birthday suits—it's the original designer wear that never goes out of style. Plus, who needs clothes when you've got a natural fur coat that's always in vogue?"
The Canine Catwalk: "Because dogs are the original fashionistas, strutting their stuff down the sidewalk like it's their own personal runway. Who needs haute couture when you've got a wagging tail and a confident strut?"
The Naked Naptime: "Because dogs know that being naked means never having to worry about getting tangled up in pajamas during a midday snooze. Embrace the au naturel lifestyle and enjoy naptime in all its naked glory!"
The Fetching Freedom: "Because dogs understand that clothes are just unnecessary accessories getting in the way of a good game of fetch. Who needs pants when you've got a ball to chase and a tail to wag?"
The Bare Bones Brilliance: "Because dogs know that being naked means never having to stress about wardrobe malfunctions or getting caught in the rain with soggy clothes. It's all about embracing your inner pup and enjoying life in the buff!"
The Furless Fashion: "Because dogs should embrace their birthday suits—it's the original designer wear that never goes out of style. Plus, who needs clothes when you've got a natural fur coat that's always in vogue?"
The Canine Catwalk: "Because dogs are the original fashionistas, strutting their stuff down the sidewalk like it's their own personal runway. Who needs haute couture when you've got a wagging tail and a confident strut?"
The Naked Naptime: "Because dogs know that being naked means never having to worry about getting tangled up in pajamas during a midday snooze. Embrace the au naturel lifestyle and enjoy naptime in all its naked glory!"
The Fetching Freedom: "Because dogs understand that clothes are just unnecessary accessories getting in the way of a good game of fetch. Who needs pants when you've got a ball to chase and a tail to wag?"
The Bare Bones Brilliance: "Because dogs know that being naked means never having to stress about wardrobe malfunctions or getting caught in the rain with soggy clothes. It's all about embracing your inner pup and enjoying life in the buff!"
1 year ago
Asking the important questions!
How could she ever trust him if a simple thing as her magically turning into a worm would stop his love!
This could also have some upsides
Low Maintenance: No need for fancy dinners or expensive gifts – just a bit of soil and maybe an apple core now and then, and she's good to go!
Always By Your Side: Literally! She'll be right there with you, wriggling along, whether you're gardening or taking a stroll in the park.
Great Listener: She may not be able to talk, but she's a pro at listening. Just pour your heart out and watch her wiggle in understanding.
Eco-Friendly: Think of her as the ultimate composting companion! With her around, you'll have the best organic fertilizer for your garden.
Unforgettable Dates: Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have a romantic picnic in the dirt, complete with earthworm-inspired cuisine? It's a date you'll never forget!
This could also have some upsides
Low Maintenance: No need for fancy dinners or expensive gifts – just a bit of soil and maybe an apple core now and then, and she's good to go!
Always By Your Side: Literally! She'll be right there with you, wriggling along, whether you're gardening or taking a stroll in the park.
Great Listener: She may not be able to talk, but she's a pro at listening. Just pour your heart out and watch her wiggle in understanding.
Eco-Friendly: Think of her as the ultimate composting companion! With her around, you'll have the best organic fertilizer for your garden.
Unforgettable Dates: Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have a romantic picnic in the dirt, complete with earthworm-inspired cuisine? It's a date you'll never forget!
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
Is this punishment a bit too much?
Might want to dial it back a little...
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
Here's some other options
Making them write a 1,000-word essay on the importance of punctuality, due tomorrow morning.
Sending them to bed early as punishment for staying up too late.
Making them do community service by cleaning their own bedroom.
Confiscating their smartphone and giving them a typewriter to use for a week.
Sending them to a technology-free summer camp as punishment for spending too much time online.
Making them watch a documentary about the history of school detention.
Forcing them to wear a "World's Best Behaved Teen" T-shirt to school for a week.
Assigning them to be the hall monitor for a day.
Making them teach their parents how to use social media.
Sending them to a "How to Appreciate Vegetables" workshop.
